This is my birthday

Birthday cake

This war is so damn confusing. It’s why we shouldn’t let drunks and dementia patients run it.

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Very, very wild…I wish I could wipe my memory to see it again for the first time.

A grid photo of 16 different characters all played by the legend Tim Curry.

Tim Curry, the absolute legend, turns 80 today. This man took huge swings.

Today is the 251st anniversary of Paul Revere's midnight ride to warn the Minutemen of approaching British troops.

I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III.

Remind you of anyone?

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They told the Pope he doesn’t understand the Bible and then they quoted Pulp Fiction.

💯

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Strait of Schrödinger…

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Love it! I have the complete series on DVD. Watch it over and over!

Iran Legos Rock Opera! Sound up!
Do you think you're who they say you are?
#USDemocracy #Voices4Victory

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Everyone knows it’s where you buy your corners. Sheesh!

Recovery crew opening the hatch and welcoming the Artemis II crew home after a nearly 700,000-mile journey.

Video: Reid Wiseman

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You can’t convince me that these are two different people.

People in the Budapest Metro, Hungary, shouting: “Russians, go home!”

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Yup. This morning, actually.

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“Where ARE the Avengers.”
—Grammar Man

Massive street party in Budapest right now: huge crowds dancing, hugging, crying, and opening bottles. (Reuters)

He deserved so much better than this…😬🫣😪

*Not an actual egg salad sando.

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God… I could live on Japanese 7-11 egg salad sando!

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Weird...looks more like Trump than anything.

This is how Bruce Springsteen opened his concert in Los Angeles last night. 🔥🔥

Footage from @margaret_nagle on Threads.