"Make sure you stretch your foreskin, gaymers." - @harmelodie.bsky.social #UtiPISS
Posts by Utingen
"Crystal's not like other clan members." - @harmelodie.bsky.social #UtiPISS
A screenshot of a Twitch chat message from lyon_sin saying, "im making gin stronger, one lick at a time"
@lyonsin.bsky.social #UtiPISS
"Tumothy needs more cumothy." - @harmelodie.bsky.social #UtiPISS
a collection of different meme doodles of Gunther, Targ'it, Levi, Sorath, Crystal, Anselm, Gin, and Flynkin, whom are characters from the user's ongoing D&D campaign.
my #UtiPISS doodle canvas
"My brain need cummy???" - @harmelodie.bsky.social #UtiPISS
A discord chat screenshot of a conversation between users, "Sorath Belrose" and "Gunther Osmond," where Sorath sent a screenshot of D&D Beyond that shows stats that are +9 and +11. Gunther replies with, "YOOOOOOOO" and "sorath did 911 confirmed."
@sockojool.bsky.social #UtiPISS
"Sorry, I fart really loud when I do cocaine." - @sockojool.bsky.social #UtiPISS
"Did you watch Hannah Montana growing up?" - me
"No. I watched cartoons with animals in them because I was a furry." - @harmelodie.bsky.social
"Was?" - @breadenbutter.bsky.social & Chel
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"Targ'it has destroyed the lesbians." - Chel
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@utingen.bsky.social @lyonsin.bsky.social #UtiPISS
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"I very much hope @breadenbutter.bsky.social doesn't piss." - @utingen.bsky.social #UtiPISS
"If you really want to shit yourself, I'm not going to stop you." - @utingen.bsky.social to @harmelodie.bsky.social #UtiPISS
"[Being a light cleric] is just like if Goku was a catholic priest." - @utingen.bsky.social #UtiPISS
"Garfield is very like if Sans had a daughter he neglected." - @utingen.bsky.social #UtiPISS
"I'm gonna have Auberi try to bite your toes." - @utingen.bsky.social to @sockojool.bsky.social #UtiPISS
thank you willll
i would definitely recommend blackout curtains if daylight is making sleep hard. helped me a lot ^^
"Wait a second... Gin's WHITE???" - @lyonsin.bsky.social #UtiPISS
This is always where it was going to go.
They want control over how human bodies are allowed to be portrayed, not just nudity but in all aspects.
Bluster about "protecting children" from pornography is just the wedge they use to open the door.
And I'm sorry to harp on this, but the idea that the naked human body is shameful or provocative or sexual is just insidious at its core.
It fucking isn't. A body is just a body, it's a bunch of flesh and blood and meat. To simply SEE it has no moral character one way or the other.
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"Gin is an mpreg-coded character." - @utingen.bsky.social #UtiPISS
A twitch chat poll asking, "which tree would you want to be impregnated by" showing that there was a tie between the deku tree and the tree from totoro with 2 votes each.
A twitch chat poll that asks, "Which tree would you want to be impregnate by?" with the options: great oak, deku tree, cherry blossom, the whispering tree, the tree from totoro.
session is going great
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"You doubt this motherfucker could resist heelies." - @utingen.bsky.social to @breadenbutter.bsky.social #UtiPISS
Because you guys are special y’all get the art of Astro in the wind breaker cosplay
#llASTROstions
Rep. Steven Horsford to Greer: "So the trade representative hasn't spoken to the POTUS about a global reordering of trade, but yet he announced it on a tweet? WTF! Who is in charge? It looks like your boss just pulled the rug out from under you. There is no strategy ... is this market manipulation?"