the hood kids have all started smoking weed for hamas they're posting about it on socials

somebody please come into my house and break all of my toes

(her) my dad killed himself last year
(me) lol sick we would've gotten along i think about doing that to myself constantly too

a cat named nacho

your shit is all fucked up man. this feels like a skit bro. figure it out

AL-LAD used to be similar but the bastards took it from us

hey sorry i spent the last 3 weeks binging pictures of guy cock and it was a real rabbit hole but i think im straight noe

(texting girl i was talking to after ghosting her for 2 weeks) hey sorry i thought i was gay for a bit

spent the day screaming into the void and heard like 2 lols back

where is my friend thomas

just bought a toxic chemical at princess auto because it was a good deal

she hard launched her man holy moly i should've put in the smallest amount of effort

listening to aphex and thinking about timezones

www.canadianinstitute.com/police-tech/

my criminology class is so hard i have to watch 4 police chase compilations per week

i want to know which city has the highest joe rogan guys per capita

Ong i have a pimple before the big dance💀

I Love living in the Garbage Economy. I love owning Shit Things destined for the Landfill. Fuckijg Awesome man

The dick me and my bro going to be sucking if we don't get them grades up 💀💀💀

nothing goes crazier than a guy with a drone and 6 instagram followers

my buddy just came out as swag-sexual what the hell the lgblt has gone too far

i think i'm going to like this app

why is the entire internet dicks now

my doctor gave me lithium because i saw too many ads

had a vision of the future where me and the wife decide to sit in a long line at a new chain restaurant and that's the peak of the relationship until we go to disney land 8 months from now and had a panic attack right after