If the Bengals are out there making your franchise look cheap, you know you're cooked

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The only 3 music genres in 2026 are psyop, vhs mail fraud, and surrealist teletubby mathrock.

Sadly this video doesn't show the preceding 10 seconds, in which Duah is taking an absolute eternity to start play, Luna runs in to the edge of the box, Duah flaps and points at him like an absolute jackass, delaying play even more so Luna backs out a bit. And then this masterclass in playing out

Luna and Solans absolutely cooked San Diego again. Goodness

It fills my heart with joy that Real Salt Lake is cool and good. Luna/Gozo/Solans is a really nice collection of young attacking talent and they've been lights out in this game so far.

How the hell are you gonna have Orton punt Cody and not have him also punt the one guy involved in the match who was actually a punter?

You know what else sucked? That first night of Wrestlemania. Woof.

ESPN's streaming of Wrestlemania has been absolute dogshit so far. Tons of hiccups and I've even had to reload the page after it froze a couple times. This is Paramount+ level shitty.

Remember when they made Gunther go like 15 goddamn minutes with Pat McAfee? That was cool and good.

Adrenaline // In my hole // Every fart out of control

Dashing Cody and especially Stardust were so much better than whatever the fuck Cody is doing now

Cracking up at the crowd all singing along to the first verse of Voices and being dead silent for the second verse cuz no one has ever actually listened to the song for that long.

Having said that, that result is horseshit lol

Cant lie, I popped hard for Paige tho.

Didn't even notice on first watch but Bruno had Garnacho in absolute hell leading up to the goal. Bad shift at the factory so far for the lil' twat.

Brilliant finish for Cunha and another assist for Bruno, the best player in the Premier League™️

I think the spirit of Onana just took over Lammens’ body

So far the highlight of this game is Dalot giving Garnacho a stiff arm right in the mush

Also I’ve never heard of Jim Thwaites and I try to keep at least a little track of the top academy kids. Always a fun surprise to see someone new get a main roster spot, even if there is a less than 0% chance he sees any game time.

That United back 4. Lord have mercy…

And between those two things he dabbled in a little racism and adultery!

I want it to continue doing that when the source of media is on my phone but not when I’m watching something on my laptop because I'm usually watching live sports on my laptop and I don't want the stream pausing. Is this a thing that is doable?

I have an air pods question because I am a luddite: is it possible to get air pods to react differently when connected to different devices? I have it so it pauses whatever media you’re listening to when you take one or both out.

Hey everyone, get a load of this fop with his deodorant!

curry, liver and veg combo, Grimsby Town FC, £4

Shoutout to the Nats for winning one of the most repug games of baseball I've ever seen. 8 runs scored and only 2 of them on hits. Nats baseball!

What a legend! 🫡