I have words. Where is the space junk we keep hearing so much about? These pictures seem doctored.

So the US won’t sell weapons to Ukraine or Europe anymore, but they’re willing to sell the ingredients that end up in Russian munitions. Got it.

Unfortunately, this is the kind of thing that requires Noem to soul search in contemplate priorities. What a horrible human being all over again. And what an idiotic defense of the woman.

For every American rube who ever argued that instead of statesmen, we should allow a businessman from outside the political sphere to helm our government, here is the internet posting that should make you shut the fuck up and bathe alone in your submoronic ignorance until you wrinkle and die.

So that was Putin’s verdict?

This is the way!

In Ukraine, when a funeral procession with a fallen soldier goes by, everyone stops whatever they are doing to stand silently. Traffic stops. Public transportation stops. Conversation stops.

In Lviv, people take this tradition a step further. Most people the procession passes take a knee.

No apes in The Lion King.

Does this include naturalization?

Composure noted.

Will NEVER happen. Never.

I strongly disagree with my friend Steve here. I think a Federal Bureau of Prisons facility—the most modern and secure one, because our president deserves the best—should be named after Trump.

If elected to Congress, I pledge to do my best to enact this into law.

Last night, Trump bragged that he had spoken to putin and that putin had “agreed not to fire on Kyiv for a week.”

Just hours later, Russia launched one of the largest air attacks of the war against Ukraine.

guys, guys, GUYS!

it’s NOT a cult 🙄

I don't believe in an afterlife, but if there is one

Even Russian GPS calls it the Gulf of Mexico.

Correct - unable to empirically prove the non-existence of something 🙄

Go ahead and get back to me on those “scientifically proven” ruSSians bucking Putler. It would be in the headlines, daily.

Lol

No one is opposing him…what a dream.

IT’S A TRAP

Spain trying to fend off more mysterious train accidents.

No, at this point it’s all of Russia.

🤡

WHO IS LEFT?!?!?

Way to make Bovino even more gleeful.

I’d say he needs to read the room, but he can’t even read directions on an aspirin bottle.

Stall…stall…stall.