Who cares. Pick up a football.

Crawford's beating Canelo, watch

When it comes to expiration dates, I follow a little something akin to the five-second rule.

What did he mean by this

Huge turd

It's not a gambling problem if you're not losing money

Had a dream that David Schwimmer was my waiter at a Chinese restaurant, and when I looked at my friends in confusion, they said "he's probably just doing a public service."

The Grinch is a real go-getter, say what you will about him, you can't deny him that.

Scooby-doo is such a funny name for an animal

MMA "boxing" is so inelegant, but Cub Swanson may be the least inelegant among them.

Old man at the bar who spilled red wine on my ass is now watching tiktoks of people falling down.

Pronouncing Boston Celtics with a hard G

Lots of things happening this past week

It's so funny when gambling ads show the hotline for gambling addicts at the end, in a tiny font and visible for just a split second

What the FUCK was that one scorecard for Liam Paro??

My mom just confused John Cena with Michael Cera.

Nice thigh gap bro

don’t think people really understand how bad RFK jr. leading the HHS will actually be but unfortunately it will also be hilarious. like imagine a clown in your living room honking his nose, then dumping your grandma’s ashes on the carpet

Guy singing Hot to Go who doesn't know how to spell Hot to Go.

What the hell is going on here

One of my cats really likes watching my bathroom sink running. He'll sit perched on the back of the toilet, watching the sink as water flows at low pressure. I don't know if he likes the sound or the sights.

Not enough chucklenuts think fast these days

They glazed my goats rizz level too hard now his gyatt washed ijbol 😭

Busting

your main artery: now with 95% less blood!

Diabetic

Punch Out

Car accident