And Trump is a teetotaler

He’s hip to be square and 2 legit to quit

“Now, where are my chili boots?”

16 to 26

And then run home with ball

Run it. Or start it in the first place.

Now if we could do something about that Trump / Gen X polling

It’s not like he’s mentioned in the Epstein files…

All the best Catholics are bankrolled by Peter Thiel

Actually this is how they would report it:
“Just got off the phone with the president. He told me a bunch …. I’m going to post … because I want everyone to know I just got off the phone with the president.”

This makes MREs look gourmet

As soon as Schumer and/or Jeffries are in charge: ‘We need to put our differences behind us and move forward in a bipartisan manner”

He’ll be fine, just stubbed his toe

Still waiting for the punchline

Planning/Zoning
Not that they’re common, but some of what I’ve heard is Back to the Future II and The Truman Show

And then he’d rebuke the priest for being more ignorant on theology than Trump and ‘stay in his lane’

Yes, she’s definitely not much of an actor