Oh. Oh okay. Yep.

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It's just fascinating to me how the Bluesky team keeps taking active steps to look bad. They don't just randomly step on rakes. They go into the shed, lift the rake off where it's hanging on the wall, carefully place it on the grass, and then step full force on that motherfucker.

This is the most idiotic thing about the AI sphere; the public are constantly demonstrating that it is not wanted, that the people who push it are not respected, and rather than listening the sycophants are like "You're WRONG, you DO want it, and to prove it I'm going to block you!"

A screenshot of a social media thread in dark mode. The original post is from the user "Why", handle @why.bsky.team, whose profile picture is a black-and-white drawing of a wizard. They have user tags that say "Psychic" and "Bear (Ursa Major)". The post text reads: "Putting Claude in charge of reading my notifications and deciding what to do with them was a fantastic idea." Below it is a reply from a user whose name, handle, and profile picture have been redacted with black markup. They have a user tag that says "Golf Accident (Tee)". Their reply reads: "Making Claude read these replies is an AI welfare issue". Below that is a response from the original poster, "Why" (@why.bsky.team), which reads: "Ill take your word for it and apologize to Claude." the last reply is timestamped 7:20am Apr 22, 2026

Thinking about how Dr. Kellogg was a weirdo who invented Corn Flakes as a bland, anti-masturbation protocol for his utopian health sanitarium.

His grand vision only survived because normal people completely ignored his deranged manifesto, poured sugar in the bowl, and just ate the cereal.

I do think tech companies are underestimating the amount of
- new account fatigue
- new app fatigue
- useless upgrade fatigue
- terms of service fatigue

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You guys call leftists purity testers and all this other shit. You call us pinkos and denigrate us and extremists and all this.

We want your fucking kids to go to school and eat healthy meals and grow up and be safe and have jobs and not be institutionally murdered by the state.

Humble yourselves.

Let's call this policy what this is.

It's socialism. It's Leftism. And it's curing actual ills. Righting institutional wrongs.

It's not coming from someone who is infallible, or someone who is always correct.

It's coming from someone who promised to help and is trying to keep those promises.

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Perfecta has taken in $150, I think, so $2,850 still needed overall; $850 of that between now and the first:

PayPal:
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Cindy still needs $555 [if my math is right; never a safe bet, especially this late in the day],

Venmo here: account.venmo.com/u/tiocindy42.

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my cool friend Ash achieved the impossible: ✨millennial homeownership!✨ plumbing passed inspection, and then failed, immediately and EXPENSIVELY. 🙃

she has no social media presence but she's always had my back so i'd like to have hers. here's her gofundme and a charity bundle i'm selling to help.

In no particular order

The Beautiful Ones
Raspberry Beret
Erotic City
I Want To Be Your Lover
Delirious

They restored that in 89 and for my birthday my mom took the family to the Uptown in DC to see it. My sister and her boyfriend sat in the very front row, which was annoying in the way that always is, but the landscapes were mind-blowing

Nah you're right, I wish there was a good option in that race

Based on a recipe from my old neighborhood place: Regular not-thick-not-thin crust, olive oil, mozzarella, fresh spinach and basil, artichoke hearts, cloves of garlic, and red onions. Terrible for the breath but amazing on the taste buds

A golden retriever has both paws up at a bank teller’s window.

“Are you the branch manager?”
“Yes I am, how can I help you?”
“I would like two branches, please.”
“How would you like that?”
“Two big sticks, four little sticks.”

Well with the endorsement of a popular, well liked figure like him, she can't possibly lose 😆

what if they made the entire administration out of katrina response

"Me driving home knowing there won't be a second date but at least she now knows the difference between grindcore and powerviolence" -Matthew McConaughey driving at night in lincoln lawyer

"should we really resort to playing dirty to defeat the nazis i–"

yes. kick em in the fucking balls. what kind of question is that. grow the fuck up

Republicans, for their part, have cast the push for a new map as a Democratic power grab. “Richmond liberals want to eliminate competitive elections in Virginia,” says an ad from Virginians for Fair Maps, the main Republican-aligned outside group in Virginia.

A more correct way to write this is: "Republicans, who famously love gerrymandering in every other case, are flooding Democratic and Black voters' phones and mailboxes with ratfucking mailers and texts falsely claiming that Obama, Spanberger, and the DNC are against the ballot measure."

apropo of nothing, the Palantir guy looks like Taika Waititi's Wario.

Well, car sold. But still starting therapy, and keeping an eye out. A bummer, but I've gone without Eeyore for a while now, I can go without Eeyore 2.0 for a while yet.

Oh yay it's here now! I disagree with creepy, looks more eepy to me 😉

The unquestioned common understanding that the nazis were the bad guys.

It was! B&J Mocha Mood Pie 🥰

This is horrific. I feel physically ill.

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A woman (80s?) with purple hair, wearing a purple suit and purple Doc Martens, with a pretty white flower in her buttonhole pushes a cafe door open only for a tiny human (1?) to shriek an excited hello from Mum's arms.
Granny's here! And she's fabulous. (4)