This guy on #HouseHunters is an aaaaassssshole.

For all of my techie friends.

Audrey II at USC Aiken, lit in red light.

Audrey 2, at USC Aiken, chomping on Audrey.

Last night’s opening for LITTLE SHOP was fantastic. So stinking proud of my students for all of their work.

I have no idea what either of those things mean, and I have a feeling I'm probably ok with that.

No, thank you. I'm trying to cut back. :)

I know that all of the words in this post are part of the English language. But when they are put together in this fashion, I do not have a single clue what they mean.

Thanks!

Wait. Where can I order some of that merch for my daughter? She would absolutely love it.

Chutes and Ladders?

"This is what you get when you elect Republicans."

Every Dem within 100 feet of a camera needs to be saying this repeatedly.

Every time we elect Republicans, we get dumbass wars, tax cuts for rich people, and financial crises. Every time.

Fucking say it!

Meeeeechigan

My left hip is one year old today. Whoohooo!

Swept #7. Swept #5. Won the series against #11. I like it.

Geno Auriemma, Dawn Staley have heated sideline argument in Final Four game (Gift Article) With less than a second left, Auriemma walked up to Staley, sharing some perturbed words that immediately visibly infuriated Staley.

“I’m of integrity. So if I did something wrong to Geno, I had no idea what I did,” Staley told ESPN’s Holly Rowe after the exchange.

Here’s what happened (free to read):

I will not make it to the 3rd inning. I’m aware of that, and accept it.

Ayup.

He is absolutely awful, and his conduct tonight was fucking egregious.

Look, it started tonight when Geno was rude to Holly Rowe after the 3rd qtr.

I would submit anyone who does mess with Dawn has some issues. Maybe a lot of issues.

I mean, could there be a common denominator?

Geno is SUCH a little bitch.

#GoCocks

*snort*

Look. If you tell me AJ doesn't believe the moon landing happened, or is a flat-earther, or thinks that humans and dinosaurs co-existed, I would nod my head unsurprisedly. But McElroy being an Apollo-truther? Wasn't expecting that. He deserves the dragging he's gonna get.

I came here to say just this.

Jesus Christ

🧹🧹🧹⚾️⚾️⚾️🐘🐘🐘

I don’t understand it, but I like it!

Charles Barkley, baby!!!! Saying that with Bruce Pearl’s MAGA ass sitting there was faaaaaaaaaantastic!