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i offer house slippers! never been a problem luckily, maybe i just don’t know enough rude assholes 🎉

you’re telling me they did not have a single quote from such a person………🫠🫠🫠

this old guy saw me making out with my date in the rain last night and was like hey u cant do that out here and i was like EXCUSE ME SHE'S MY WIFE

no need im already here 🤠

omg

i have been saying “bhsdky” in my head for some reason 💀

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good

is this A Banger

not entirely certain how this happened. anyway great weekend

yes

"JFC!" i exclaim as everyone at the party freezes. nobody knows that i've just come up with the idea for Jentucky Fried Chicken.

You can only read 600 posts per day on Bluesky because that’s how many there are

pulling up to the death of the internet

don’t know how many more social media migrations i got in me. like a dozen or fourteen at most

Hi who are you 🙋🏽‍♀️ I’ve no idea how to use this app sorry!!!

okay now what