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Posts by Rainy

Mental is 80% of DL LOL Vibes ftw

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She

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I am right behind you LMAO soon

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honored to be on this list

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Art motivation 💪

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We already have 1000+ reasons to hate """artist""" James C Mulligan (see below), but it was extra enraging to see him stealing and taking credit for the work of actual Bambi artist and all-around Disney legend Tyrus Wong, so here's a mini Ted Talk 🧵

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He wins EVERY GOD DAMN TIME

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If I may share possibly one of my favorite comments from an adult gen z perspective.

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My old roommate is playing bass for MM! Enjoy it they have a great show :3

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Tid

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London has opinions

8 months ago 137 23 4 0

Same 😭

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Hey, buddy. Are you tired? Are you allowing the state of the world to steal some of your light and your peace? Have you strayed and become insanely bitter even towards those who love you? Hey. Please rest and don't give up on everything just yet. There's still goodness here.

8 months ago 454 193 8 5

Sometimes wood chips but usually just bark LOL

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hearing the crowd cheer "trans rights now" pierces years of jaded ironic detachment for me, I would even call it Really Important

9 months ago 378 44 1 2


Dicking Around

Storytime!

Halloween a few years back my mates and I were dressed up for Halloween and my cat furry roommate (good guy, furries are entertaining folks) was wearing his partial suit out with us. We were in Boston proper and all of us were on a budget at the time, so the only option for a late night drink and dinner open to us was a place called Dick's Last Resort.

If you've never been, the big draw at Dick's is that they're dicks to you. The staff are sarcastic, they throw your menus and straws and shit at you, and they make you hats that say mean stuff.

*image of a white male wearing a crude paper hat that says nobody likes me*

I don't get it either. So anyways, we've got - I'll call him Frank - the cat with us, and Frank's 100% ready to go fuck with Dicks, so we head on in.

The waitress starts doing her bit, but the cat in the room has thrown off her game and she doesn't really know how to handle Frank in Full Cat mode.

He points out the drink he wants without speaking, with a paw, on the menu and she asks for an ID and starts saying 'I swear to god your ID better have a big fuckkin' cat on it or-"

*image of a NEW YORK State drivers license featuring an image of an orange tabby cat with a. Furry in the background with their arms up in excitement *

She threw his licence back at us and walked away speechless. Didn't talk to us the rest of the evening.

Anyways, I dug up this old photo today and thought it deserved to be preserved for posterity. So here you go, the day Frank broke Dicks.

Dicking Around Storytime! Halloween a few years back my mates and I were dressed up for Halloween and my cat furry roommate (good guy, furries are entertaining folks) was wearing his partial suit out with us. We were in Boston proper and all of us were on a budget at the time, so the only option for a late night drink and dinner open to us was a place called Dick's Last Resort. If you've never been, the big draw at Dick's is that they're dicks to you. The staff are sarcastic, they throw your menus and straws and shit at you, and they make you hats that say mean stuff. *image of a white male wearing a crude paper hat that says nobody likes me* I don't get it either. So anyways, we've got - I'll call him Frank - the cat with us, and Frank's 100% ready to go fuck with Dicks, so we head on in. The waitress starts doing her bit, but the cat in the room has thrown off her game and she doesn't really know how to handle Frank in Full Cat mode. He points out the drink he wants without speaking, with a paw, on the menu and she asks for an ID and starts saying 'I swear to god your ID better have a big fuckkin' cat on it or-" *image of a NEW YORK State drivers license featuring an image of an orange tabby cat with a. Furry in the background with their arms up in excitement * She threw his licence back at us and walked away speechless. Didn't talk to us the rest of the evening. Anyways, I dug up this old photo today and thought it deserved to be preserved for posterity. So here you go, the day Frank broke Dicks.

This made me snort so now you have to see it

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Meme:

Tumblr-user mug-of-beans:
“The old magic persists thanks to it’s unfathomable power.”
No, the old magic persists because the new magic can't run the legacy spells I need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don’t want or need onto my orb.

Tumblr-user aqueerkettleoffish:
Look, if the new magic didn’t have a personality construct that kept trying to tell me which spells to use, maybe I wouldn't still be using the old magic.

Tumblr-user wizard-council-bureaucrat:
Yes it had a deep blood cost, but at least it was a one time sacrifice and not this monthly bloodletting nonsense new age magic has.

Tumblr-user wizard-archivist-official:
The old magic is robust enough to survive a decade of use and it’s compatible with every wand, staff, scroll, and charm in our collection.
The new magic stops working after three days and every spell uses proprietary runes.
Our preferences, as an archiving institution, should be pretty clear.

Tumblr-user charlesoberonn:
You try to get guidance for the new magic and the king’s sorcerers maybe will answer you in a few days with an unhelpful suggestion to buy the newest orb.
You need guidance for the old magic and a dozen retired middle-aged wizards will pop up to explain it to you rune by rune if necessary.

Meme: Tumblr-user mug-of-beans: “The old magic persists thanks to it’s unfathomable power.” No, the old magic persists because the new magic can't run the legacy spells I need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don’t want or need onto my orb. Tumblr-user aqueerkettleoffish: Look, if the new magic didn’t have a personality construct that kept trying to tell me which spells to use, maybe I wouldn't still be using the old magic. Tumblr-user wizard-council-bureaucrat: Yes it had a deep blood cost, but at least it was a one time sacrifice and not this monthly bloodletting nonsense new age magic has. Tumblr-user wizard-archivist-official: The old magic is robust enough to survive a decade of use and it’s compatible with every wand, staff, scroll, and charm in our collection. The new magic stops working after three days and every spell uses proprietary runes. Our preferences, as an archiving institution, should be pretty clear. Tumblr-user charlesoberonn: You try to get guidance for the new magic and the king’s sorcerers maybe will answer you in a few days with an unhelpful suggestion to buy the newest orb. You need guidance for the old magic and a dozen retired middle-aged wizards will pop up to explain it to you rune by rune if necessary.

Just going to leave this here.

9 months ago 397 179 6 4
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what is it you plan to do
with your one wild and precious life?
(2023)

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On Sunday I traveled to the middle of the desert to capture this: The ISS against our sun. What I didn't expect: the sun producing a magnificent flare at the same time

A once-in-a-lifetime shot I'm thrilled to share with you. See the uncropped shot or get the print in the reply

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Y'know, a lot of disorders take on a new feel when you look at them through the lens of hunter-gatherers needing someone to stay up late to act as the night watch for the tribe, or having that one guy whose special interest is local edible plants

I'd have been so fucking good at flint knapping

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when both wolves inside me died, the deer began to flourish. left unchecked, all flora consumed, starvation took the herd. cascading failure has driven my spiritual ecosystem to total collapse. i cough up their bones and add them to my Bone Man; a skeletal golem built to generate shareholder value,

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4-1-3-5-2 tho :x

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I have been constantly at battle with myself the past few weeks due to a similar thing, and buh it isn't getting easier

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Absolutely sick and also ;w; ow

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It's looking so good though!!

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Ahead of tonight’s Angel City match, the club stands with the city of LA. Fans found these shirts at their seats and together with the players are showing that Los Angeles is for everyone ❤️

📷: @angelcity.com

10 months ago 338 70 4 13

ACAB is putting it lightly, what a bunch of overly sensitive pieces of shit who got no business having any authority. One little insult hurts their feelings and they assault and arrest someone for absolutely nothing. And they wanna call us snowflakes lol

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