The other day I was watching a video that started with, "Contant warning: *censored.*" It might have been nice for people who had a problem with the content to know what the warning was about.

For a second I thought I was looking at the cover of the next Chuck Tingle book.

Shouldn't he have guards and other people who prevent him from getting into these situations?

I remember seeing that at the Oscar’s and wondering what the heck they didn’t want him to say.

Someone actually said this to me in an internet debate during “Operation Iraqi Freedom.” I was asking if the anti-Muslim conservatives touting democracy in Iraq would be happy if the people of Iraq voted in a religious government, and someone responded, “America isn’t a democracy, it’s a republic.”

Interesting how the articles identifies him as the star of Holes, the movie he starred in when he was still a child actor.

Realistic fantasy? Ok, setting that aside, the bard looks like an upper class guy from the 1500s-1600s, and someone like that probably would have been literate.

He can't read at the beginning. There's a mini game where he takes lessons.

I think the Mormons would call that a diet dirty soda.

Wait, it this just for the self-driving feature, or for other things?

By the time he was in my newspaper it was just comics where his wife beat him up as a punchline, so I wondered why I kept hearing jokes about how he was a wife beater.

Actually, never mind. The original subreddit went private and a satirical subreddit fooled me with a double underscore.

r/ICE_ERO *This is a unofficial forum for current Deportation Officers, prospective applicants and retired Deportation Officers to have a platform for discussion* This Reddit is 100% UnOfficial, but for many people around the world, we represent ICE ERO. Therefore, we have RULES. Please read the rules prior to posting. VIOLATIONS OF OPSEC WILL RESULT IN REMOVAL WITHOUT WARNING. This is a private community. Only approved members can view and contribute.

Actually, I may have spoken too soon. The original community went private and the one I found had an extra underscore in the name.

r/ICE__ERO Rules 1 OPSEC Maintain OPSEC at all times 2 Mask up Except in hospitals 3 No racism Just dog whistles 4 Maintain our Constitution Our disgusting bodies, not stupid rights 5 Drinking on the job is mandatory 6 $50k bonuses will be perfect to pay our lawyers at The Hague

While I would like this to be real, I don't think the author of this article looked closely enough at this reddit sub before taking it at face value.

Is it really honest to use headlines that have a "but" after them in the article?

And then there's Elder Scrolls Arena where all the side quests are about delivering letters a the person in the tavern across the street. I got completely tripped up because I expected there to be more of a challenge than asking directions.

Or anyone who doesn't have time for long phone calls!

Cold Showers Lead to Crack (feat. Rachel Bloom) - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend" YouTube video by racheldoesstuff

All it made me think of was this: youtu.be/tDx6ai-HA1M?...

Isn’t this the third or fourth time this has happened?

This is supposedly from one lady who is free to have whatever standards she wants.

I don’t think that’s what he is proposing, but I wonder what would happen if the health insurance industry was eliminated overnight.

I went as a Victorian acrobat once, and everyone I met thought I was “sexy Captain Jack Sparrow.” Should have left the tri corner hat at home.

He should get his own sauerkraut purse!

It’s also a spoiler!

Funny. The main reason I still can't handle the Star Wars prequels is because of how long the action scenes go on.

I was mixed on it, but it felt a bit too close to advocating suicide for my comfort

Such mixed messages.

The country is being run by people who remind me of myself when I was five.

So you don’t believe the part of the article that talks about finding people housing?

My preteen self can relate.