There is one thing that I have always wondered,and that is, what the fuck?

I want to see that drink

I think she just doesn't like prison

I just signed up for the war. They told me 50/50 chance that my drill sergeant will be a big titty whip woman.

Can he sing, Jeremy Piven?

WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY TELL ME THAT DONALD TRUMP IS A PEDOPHILE???

Police Repeatedly Shoot Tim Cook After Mistaking iPhone For Gun

Police Repeatedly Shoot Tim Cook After Mistaking iPhone For Gun theonion.com/police-repeatedly-shoot-...

“As a proud conservative Christian and the mother of three Bibles, a freedom-loving police car who’s married to a gun, it’s obvious Renee Good should not have…”

I can't nut unless I pay tariffs on foreign goods

This might be the Tylenol talking, but 100% FUCK ICE

Just be yourself! Unless you are at a job interview. Or court. Or around people you don't know very well. Or your friends. Or your family.

@kylec.bsky.social Those ICE ads on the morning news made me want to barf. This sucks

Pizza Rat must have got so much tail.

“To get a sense of just how much the Hunter Biden pardon shatters our norms, we’re speaking with President-elect Trump’s incoming Justice Dept head, Rape-O Fuckman.”