I'm afraid it's much worse than that.

You should sit down. I have some awful news...

I wondered why Short Circuit isn't seen anywhere nowadays. Then I remembered this guy.

Oh noooo...

He's got the horn. 😉

Purple rain on the guardian weather

Ten years later I still love this guardian tribute to Prince

Just finished it. That was very good.

A burning union flag is a little on the nose as a metaphor for Reform's plan for the country.

Hoping to go see it soon.

I take it Sean Bean will die horribly in this movie. As is tradition.

Nine Inch Noice

Such a happy plane. 😊

"Capital bit of coitus, simply capital."

*doffs cap*

Jonathan Keir
Harker Starmer
🤝
Not having enough questions about
their good friend, the Prince of Darkness

The sci-fi prom was great too.

I went to that prom and it was so good.

Wake up sheeple.

I don't think I've ever read a sentence as unappealing as "Jim Caviezel is Jair Bolsonaro."

I'm shocked he was walking free for as long as he was.

The body was found in September.

Apple names new chief executive to replace Tim Cook John Ternus will take over running the technology giant as Cook steps up to become executive chairman.

BBC News - Apple names new chief executive to replace Tim Apple

Alex Jones, as he watches the website he spent 20 years building, go woke.

The new logo is a big improvement.

Coming out of their shells and they've been doing just fine

Lean into the era of being the relative kids get inappropriate advice from.

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Can't wait to see it.

Untitled Goose Movie, when?