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It appears the late game got good after I went to bed

I was playing soccer and so did not watch the game but don’t want to miss the opportunity to say LOL Knicks

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Police finally going after the real criminals: people selling knock-off football kits at the market.

"They got JD! JD Vance... he used to be a big boy. Would have been harder to carry him off! He took the O-ZEM-PIC and now it only takes two guys to kidnap him. He called me for a proof of life. Told me they treat him very well. Not as well as I would! Some say I treat hostages better than anyone."

“These bitches just love watching the ball.”

- Michael Levin on the 76ers defense

Phonics
Math
Spanish
Lunch
Recess
Capology
Art
Dismissal

Took my daughter to her second game for the closer against Orlando. She never cared about basketball it was just a fun thing to do.

Today she asked to watch and we watched the whole game together with her celebrating every hoop.

Celtics fans chanting "We want Boston" 😂

Massive three points with what Champions League qualification means. Ten of the last 15 derbys at Everton have been draws; it's crazy that it didn't today.

The final five matches are very difficult, especially if we're down to our third GK, but now there's a gap to Chelsea for the final spot.

And probably not for just the rest of this match

And now we go down to our third GK

A simple ball down Liverpool's right side and somehow Virg pulls out of position while Konate gets wrong side and then gives up.

Lucky to be ahead but I prefer that to unlucky to be behind.

Worried about the right side of defense, as ever. Need something positive from Wirtz and Isak, obviously.

And a third chance, if he was actually onsides

Well that's certainly better. Two chances and a goal in 15 seconds. Great pass from Gakpo and Mo gets his derby goal.

Lucky, lucky boys so far. Another match where we look toothless and off it.

JFC Liverpool

the tech fascists think they are so clever and smart but their entire worldview is just a bunch of stale apologetics for race hatred and fascism

Palantir put out the most cartoonishly evil statement possible. They’re so arrogant and self-confident they don’t seem to believe their fascistic plans can be opposed.

We must get rid of Palantir altogether.

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Chuck Schumer says it’s his {our} land because the Torah says so and so murder is ok, I guess.

Maybe I got it wrong.

The Senate Democratic Leader.

Guess I’m not a democrat.

Down at the park playing some pickup and all of a sudden I'm on national TV bricking an eight footer

Jared Sullinger doing a Kyrie

for an idea of how big a deal this is, my mom was in great shape when she got diagnosed and she lasted less than sixty days. six years is insane.

KEYS TO THE SECOND HALF

Orlando Magic
- Don't blow a 31-point lead in historically embarrassing fashion

Charlotte Hornets
- Stop historically embarrassing yourself

It's true. Fun Basketball is so powerful it could have had us rooting for Accessory to Murder Forward, Reckless Driving Guard, and Duke Blue Devil.

Congratulations to America's Team for avoiding the immediate second half double-up

Bridges was on the line of doing something that could get him ejected but it's better to keep him in the game so he's not free to do other things like beating his girlfriend half to death in front of their kids or throwing billiard balls at her car