Scored a row to myself! Next stop…CPH

I have flown *literally* hundreds of times. Booked a flight tonight and ….misspelled my own f*cking name

That’s one lucky left hand 😡

Joined Third Space just over 2 weeks ago…pretty pumped with my progress 💪

People who call a flight a “plane ride” give me the ick

Serious girl boss behaviour. Can’t help but stan

I have a coworker *nervously* clearing his throat every 3 mins about 5 feet from my desk. I am *not so nervously* going to yeet him out a 35th floor window soon

@eon-next.bsky.social a +40% increase??? You are taking the piss

MXP 🛫 -> LGW 🛬

On Wednesdays we spa

Omg ☠️ glad I didn’t google it

I’m on Eurostar tomorrow and I’m scared to ask…..what happened? And no…I’m not prepared to google Eurostar toilets 😂

Happy Valentines Day….from my big red heart to yours

She’s booked some travel and she’s happy

Bliss on a cold rainy Friday

Oh no. She’s concerned?

From memory, the last time she was concerned they gained another seat on the Court 🤷‍♂️

What is it about doors that makes Brits love to stand completely still DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF THEM?

Lifts. Tubes. Shops. Toilets.

Move! 😤

I beg your fucking pardon?!

Casually spotted at the sushi spot near my gym 🤷‍♂️

It’s giving

I was today years old when I found out we don’t pay council tax in Feb + Mar. Who do I talk to about crawling under a rock…and also getting 5 yrs overpay back?