Dang… $12.99 weekly.

As someone with legs, I’m offended.

Can you do this?

——NSFW——-

Eat the copier.

Me when someone asks me what I did and I just used an implemented magicians box to create an illusion that a frog placed in the box is physically separated with a toothed metal tool and the box reveals one end has the frogs grinning head, and the other it’s webbly feet.

I scrolled passed this REALLY fast and my pattern recognition clocked it as Weezer.

Thanks! my lips hurt now! And my lamps are turning on when I cough at them.

Sometimes I feel like I live in a voodoo city. Where everything has its own secret life.

I wish more things could be described as “having good bones” like a tasty tomato, or a pleasant shower.

What have I become? My sweetest friend.

Krill

Deglove it! Deglove it! Ya ya ya ya!

MagicKarp Ghana Savior 4

Olive oil

Sorry about that, bishop took my phone.

I can only move diagonally.

I can only move diagonally.

I can only move diagonally.

I am enchanted and enriched by whimsy above all else.

Yeh

How it feels when you criticize me

I don’t think, therefore I am’t.

I wrote a haiku about desire.

Provide an Green bean.
Please for me green yum bean yum
Just one will be fine.

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Those sounds great, but, do NOT be tempted to buy one.

Do I need to remind you that you’ve been avoiding the beach?

As per my last e-nog,

I would nog.

You should rearrange the letters so it says

“Sorry, e-nog for the season”

If the need arises just look to the sea,

I will hold my torch high as a beacon for thee.

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I have ms paint

Would you have guessed….?

He was so excited for you to sproing the springy and instead you clasp?????? UNBELIEVABLE

There is no “almost”

Monday.