I've never been impressed by me signing my own name. That sounds like something you'd only do if you've been struggling to write recently...

I never got the "he's playing chess while everyone else is playing checkers" thing. Like, surely that just means you're too dumb to realise what game you're supposed to the playing.

"Yes, I wish my children wouldn't look at me with shame in their eyes, but..."

I mean, we all know Foghorn's experience with anime...

Didn't Pam Bondi do the same thing?

See, when I think of the word “profound” I don’t think of the negative meanings, I think of the ones that indicate how intelligent someone is. So it kinda sounds like one of those people insults that weirdly sounds like a compliment.

What is "profound autism"?

I just saw someone point out that Trump's claim that his AI Jesus pic was actually him as a doctor may have been caused by someone telling him to say it was "doctored"...

That's funny, Trump's a few days away from saying two thirds of that.

"I think". Even their justification sounds shaky.

If he actually thinks that, and that's a big "if", that would imply that he sees doctors as multiple Jesus Christs, which should be enough to question his mental faculties.

I'm with you, but do you mean "sky high"?

Trump blocking the already blocked Strait of Hormuz is some "You can't fire me, I quit" energy.

Well yeah. He works for Trump. That's a major fuck up is you ask me.

He's already lost his mind, why not a war?

At first glance you’d think this was an election flyer for the SNP, but it’s for the Tories. That’s some poor design right there…

The Streisand Effect strikes again!

...So... she doesn't have the right to skydive then.

There was an episode of the Good Place where one of the demons kept saying he was going to work out in order to avoid a question he didn’t want to hear because he misunderstood that that was an example of what to say in that circumstance. I wonder if that’s the reason Trump keeps saying “two weeks”.

Of all the days for him to do it, he had to do it on TACO Tuesday. Anyway, can we talk about those Epstein files now?

"I don't want that to happen" it sounds like you do...

Well there's not a Green candidate in my area, so I can't help I'm afraid.

Didn't he say he couldn't be bothered to learn another language in front of world leaders recently?

He’s only halfway through his current four years. If he got four more now, wouldn’t that mean he’d only make it halfway through his hypothetical third term?

It’s his emotional support arch.

You know, in any other circumstance, Donald Trump would be a tragic figure. A clearly closeted man, desperately trying to find the affection he never got as a child through fame, political standing, and meaningless trophies, losing his mind to dementia.

I would say that Pam Bondi should know better, as "Loyalty to the regime doesn’t make you any better off in the end" is a famous trope, but we all know that Trump's inner circle isn't the most media literate.

It's nice to see Sonic standing up for Mario...

Someone pointed out that this ballroom of his is very similar to the buildings from the Resident Evil series, and I feel like having "bio defense" only adds to this comparison.