Recently enjoyed a great Dogtooth/Madame Web double feature thanks to that autoplay

Let's see if we can bump those stars down a couple notches

I have been stuck in an animation loop trying to walk through the corner of the room

Tom Sandoval killed fighting in Ukraine

That's a big hooray from me fam

Thank you for remembering what I had forgotten

I had a similar thrill buying two boxes of breathe right nasal strips at chemist warehouse this week

(being asked my opinion on medical tourism and thinking it refers to when the magic schoolbus went into that boy) Martyrs, all of them. But God took them for a reason.

Dreamt they were doing a reboot called The White Meg

It's becoming clear to me that he's having fun. I would do something fun like this too.

Bad day to be a batting cage

I do not concern myself with these things

Sure these early Bluesky adopters may be a little more earnest than we are used to, but it's good to bear in mind that many also seem to be ugly to an extent that borders on evil

This is yelling fire in a crowded theatre

Woke Brand: We ONLY use ingredients you can pronounce!!

Also Woke Brand: Macadamia Nuts

????

this is why people are making fun of bluesky btw

What do we think team, would Charlie failing to disclose the multiple grandpas in the bed thing before accepting the Wonka factory sink the deal? We think this one's making it to settlement?

If you think moving to bluesky means I'll somehow stop growing an average of several inches to a foot every week, then you're even fucking stupider then I thought

bringing some of this sort of energy around these parts

I look forward to enjoying the very bad image experience of Blue Sky now that i am actively avoiding twitter

War never changes

If I was Neo and the oracle told me i wasn't the one i would feel sick to my stomach. But Morpheus' belief in me would make me feel much better.

Sitting back and steepling my fingers, a smirk appearing on my face. You are unnerved by this.

Measuring myself against the doorframe again. Making a really cranky face but NOT crying.

Did you tell them i may never stop growing

Not my problem

Q: what if I were to walk around holding a big rock in each hand? A: it could slow my growth but it would not stop my growth completely, and thank you for asking

doctor said if I dont stop growing soon I will be at risk of multiple adverse health effects. they'll have to catch me first

It's time to get serious

Doctors tell me I will never stop growing. I say we prove them wrong