The state of Texas has brainwashed moms into believing that their child’s success on on the STAAR test hinges on them having a good breakfast on test day. If they fail, it will be our fault because the breakfast wasn’t good enough. #nochildleftuntested
I emptied the dishwasher and had a panic attack today, so I feel like I broke even on productivity.
Getting my steps in following the husbeast around Bass Pro. #googan #slizzards #swimbait
At times like this, I always think back to that time her nudes were leaked and I felt a crumb of sympathy for her - but then it went away.
I love seeing colorful Fiestaware stacked up in my cabinets. It’s not just dishes. My mom and sister and I have been giving each other dishes for gifts for 20 years, and I grab it when I see it at thrift stores. This is just one cupboard…I have more 😳
My hair is falling out and I’m in a fog of exhaustion with crippling joint pain, so I should lose weight and eat these antidepressants. I’m so tired of being gaslit! My mother literally had lupus, which hastened her death. But apparently I’m just fat and depressed.
Friday night vibes for a menopausal neurodivergent introvert…
I embarrassed my 11-yo so badly (despite it just being the two of us) by telling her to put her p-jammy-dizzles on that she almost died. Like, she coded right in front of me. #cringe
Found this in my 6th grader’s backpack when I was digging for her PE suit. Murderous rage.
Good times 😋
My kind of plan.
Aww, still a pup at heart. What a cutie!
I did not imagine menopause would be so…gassy.
Look at the police very professionally arresting this man without shooting him in the face. It can be done.
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Are they very good canisters? No. Do I love them passionately? Yes. 🥰 #vintagecanisters
I read a spicy paranormal romance called “East Coast Cryptids” in which the FMC is in a MMMF relationship with Champ, the Jersey Devil, and Mothman. The swords crossed.
I love my husbeast and feel protective over his health. Conversely, listening to him chew his food fills me with murderous rage.
An everything shower, a fresh hormone patch, and in bed with a fresh library book by 8:15? Tomorrow is not READY for me to unleash my hygienic accomplishments on the day! #fresh #estrogenonboard #cleansheets
I’ve spent my whole life saying “no” out of fear and “yes” out of obligation. I’m trying to embrace the courage to flip that.
I’m going to check out this account immediately! I’m down to Mr Biao as my last safe place.
I thrifted this pristine 9x12 rug for $35. I wanted a Persian rug with bold reds, blues, and golds - this abstract has the same colors. If I stay open to possibilities, the thrift gods will always bring me what I need.
I do feel better, but I think it’s more a gut health situation. Gluten-free bread also upsets my tummy, so I just eat so many more whole foods now- and beans. Lots of beans.
Girl SAME. Why must we lose weight to prove ourselves worthy of medical care?!
I loved my pug, but she was free - a neighbor bought a played out mother pug from a breeder at a flea market, then gifted her to my 9-year old, who brought her home. Her health problems were a real eye-opener.
I and my dumpster cats support you wholeheartedly.
“There will be time to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet” TS Eliot gets me 😭
PERFECTION
Despite her “suffering,” she never once hesitated to leap from her lair to race downstairs and defend this townhome from Amazon delivery persons. Truly a survivor.
It’s 64 degrees (but the humidity is 90%, so we’re still sweating). She’s shivering and acting pitiful. #chihuahuaproblems
That bi-weekly feeling of groping around your post-shower body, trying to locate your old HRT patch so you can peel it off and place a new one is a different location 🙄 #menopauseproblems