'Short fic ab sounding' became Shane at a sex shop w an OC you may find familiar, multiple filthy interludes, a smattering of star charts, & a bit of a Shane Hollander thesis as he searches for sex toys & ends up finding - himself.

E
Shane POV
34.5k

archiveofourown.org/works/82843651

Part VII of Textual Healing - 27k of angst w various filthy acts and an ending riddled with feelings. discussion of Russia. a grocery robot. fisting, romantically. Shane goes to Boston a few days before the game in ep 5.

lya POV
rated E
Canon but pretzeled

archiveofourown.org/works/81529121

apologies i forgot about this app and ZERO CLUE? maybe? i guess we are him in this scenario. i will ask him in Boston :)

Chap 1 of a short chapter fic feat. prequel Shane 'getting a little bit wild' - beginning with a trip to the beach, a few Zimas, and a very big secret. (A gentleman caller appears at one point).Also, this is told in the style of Jane Austen.

For Science.

archiveofourown.org/works/807560...

it's a bad idea, right? - you-cant-spell-subtext-without (ayreisha) - Heated Rivalry (TV) [Archive of Our Own] An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Part VI of Textual Healing, taking place in the gap at the end of All Star w/e and Boston v Montreal in episode 5 - Shane decides he needs a sexting coach. Explicit atrocities ensue.

just under 24k
Shane POV
rated E (F for filth, really)

archiveofourown.org/works/80412031

fic excerpt that says: Because he is a poet as well as a comedian. And a horny fucking dude. He’s got layers! Just like that funny green monster in his favorite animated movie. Anyway -

Comment by Shrek on Connor's SNL appearance that says "That'll do, Connor. That'll do."

feeling very normal about making shrek ilya's favorite movie in a fic that i posted two days ago and whatever the fuck this is -

a man says " this place has everything " while holding something in his hand Alt: a man says " this place has everything " while holding something in his hand

art V of Textual Healing, and it really does have everything. self-flagellation, Dostoevsky and Chekhov, a sea gull with bad etiquette, bisexual pride, and a little tie up on the dock of the (Tampa) Bay in room 1217.

just under 10k
E (very much so)

archiveofourown.org/works/80113291

"locked up 'till you're moonlit' Summary: “So you did not take care of -” he gestures vaguely towards Shane’s groin. Shane shakes his head tightly. “I did not - take care of.” “Tsk, tsk,” Ilya says. “I will help. Just try not to come during competition, and I will take care of - you, later.” “Oh, please,” Shane rolls his eyes. “You think I’m going to come during a hockey competition?” Ilya’s expression grows more taunting before he turns to walk away. “Maybe. Maybe you are going to come watching me win a hockey competition. Untouched.”

Part IV of Textual Healing, where we meet Florida Shane (and a few other significant side characters), and the author attempts to Write About Hockey (but mostly as foreplay).

E (multiple times)
13k words
Shane POV
archiveofourown.org/works/79897536

part III of my series Textual Healing:

This isn't a story about the ep 5 Tampa bar scene - it's a story about what happens after Shane walks away, prior to the scene at the pool the next day.

In the space of the evening before.

Rated E, just over 8k, Ilya POV

archiveofourown.org/works/79677041

If you are ANYWHERE near D.C., you HAVE to see this!

awesome-con.com

i give to you part 2 in what will be a 3-part compilation, unfortunately titled Textual Healing - that begins with my 'we didn't even kiss' fix it 'loosen up my buttons, babe (uh huh)' - pls read that FIRST before reading this one.

Rated E, under 7k
archiveofourown.org/works/79572086

Happy Fingers In the Mouth Friday! Have a fic.

Shane sends the 'we didn't even kiss' text, and that leads to both boys getting trapped in a Vegas elevator for approximately 3 business (or is it pleasure?) hours.

8k, rated E

archiveofourown.org/works/79407701

Post by @you-cant-spell-subtext-without · 1 video 💬 0  🔁 5  ❤️ 15 · Please raise your hand if you’ve been traumatized by the show Supernatural on the CW. 🙋🏻‍♀️ If so, may I offer healing? (Yes, it is The Song and I am not sorry). Or - what wen…

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(Sorry just did all my other socials bc it’s too long of a vid for this site)

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Irena Chernova (@ayreisha) on Threads Please raise your hand if you’ve been traumatized by the show Supernatural on the CW. 🙋🏻‍♀️ If so, may I offer healing? (Yes, it is The Song and I am not sorry). Or - what went down on the (hockey ...

Please raise your hand if you’ve been traumatized by the show Supernatural on the CW. 🙋🏻‍♀️

If so, may I offer healing? (Yes, it is The Song and I am not sorry).

Or - what went down on the (hockey travel) Road So Far in Heated Rivalry this season.

www.threads.com/@ayreisha/po...

dk who i am anymore, but here. 8,041 words of Ilya's POV in what is now a two parter called Lost in the Sauce. he came prepared to bring the filth AND emotional damage, TELL PEOPLE!

archiveofourown.org/works/79174776

threads post that says "ok so i know this is not BOOK cnanon but we agree that the ep 6 ilya lost in the sauce scene is barebacking right? bc im about to open a google document and make that theory everyone's problem

the sheer number of views on this threads post demanded i write this, so here you go. 5k of pure filth for all of you animals out there.

archiveofourown.org/works/79098736

this fandom is a firehose and i'm apparently adding to the water.
have an under 4k one shot about how Shane got that one video game with Ilya on the cover, and what it meant to him all of those years. (rated M)

archiveofourown.org/works/7885822

something miraculous will come - you-cant-spell-subtext-without (ayreisha) - Heated Rivalry (TV) [Archive of Our Own] An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

happy Saturday - here's a little over 3k of morning sex and a mild Ilya Rozanov identity crisis with a very happy ending on both accounts, rated Explicit because sex sells and also serves the plot, obviously.

title of fic is from an Anna Akhmatova poem.

archiveofourown.org/works/78664451

@ellenofoz.bsky.social I was just informed you recced my fic on the HR episode of the wee woo podcast и я тебя люблю 😭😭😭😭😭

Wrote this little poem a few years ago and it always feels right to share on his birthday. Hope he’s happy and dancing.

#HappyBirthdayDeanWinchester

if so, you are my people and this fic is for you.

archiveofourown.org/works/78234186

A cause dear to my heart!

if so, you are my people and this fic is for you.

archiveofourown.org/works/78234186

do you feel gripped by Shane keeping Ilya's black tshirt? do you suffer from tuna melt related trauma? do you like your spice spliced w a sprinkle of abandonment issues & side of poetry? most importantly did you want frottage at the cottage & are making it everyone's problem?

My uber feels very appropriately pimped out for a Vegas weekend. Coming for you #SPNVegas let con season COMMENCE!!!

part IV of How to Win a Guy in Ten Days - slightly over 2k, Gen Audiences - before the Sochi Olympics, Ilya discovers a Shane Hollander fan account on tumblr & that's how he finds out where Shane is in Sochi (social media fic) (but not graphically designed)

archiveofourown.org/works/77634331

Ellennnnnnn this compliment from you, whose writing i so deeply admire, means the entire world. tysm 😭

ilya voice: Good morning, I like you - here's 4.5k words of Ilya spiraling in the cab that picks him up from Shane's apartment in Montreal in ep two, completely unaware that the driver also speaks/understands Russian.

archiveofourown.org/works/77444396

IM SORRY IS IT JUST ME OR DID MOHAN AND MCKAY JUST HAVE A MOMENT?????? #ThePitt