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Hello it is #portfolioday

I sometimes do a little fan-made proxy and token design for use with magic: the gathering. Here are some of my favorites!

You can download stuff to print yourself for free on my ko-fi or there are some things for purchase at my etsy. Both are linked in my bio!

Chun-Li, Countless Kicks, styled after Sega Genesis game boxes and manuals, arcade cabinet labels, and physical buttons for mana symbols. Chun-Li, Countless Kicks {1}{W}{U} Legendary Creature — Human Soldier Multikicker {W/U} When Chun-Li enters, exile up to X target instant cards from your graveyard, where X is the number of times Chun-Li was kicked. Put a kick counter on each of them. Lightning Kick — Whenever Chun-Li attacks, copy each exiled card you own with a kick counter on it. You may cast the copies. 3/3 Illustrated by Alexis Xuconoxtli

Maelstrom Wanderer in Japanese, styled after kaiju movie posters. English Gatherer text below: Maelstrom Wanderer {5}{G}{U}{R} Legendary Creature — Elemental Creatures you control have haste. Cascade, cascade (When you cast this spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order. Then do it again.) 7/5 Illustrated by Benjamin Ee

Thoughtseize, styled after Tarot decks, featuring an abstract bondage ritual. Thoughtseize {B} Sorcery Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. You lose 2 life. “Any dream is a robust harvest. Still, I prefer the timeworn dreams, heavy with import, that haunt the obsessive mind.” Illustrated by Evelyn Butler (me!)

Parhelion II, featuring Eva Unit-01 from Evangelion, and styled after digital display panels. Parhelion II {6}{W}{W} Legendary Artifact — Vehicle Flying, first strike, vigilance Whenever Parhelion II attacks, create two 4/4 white Angel creature tokens with flying and vigilance that are attacking. Crew 4 5/5 Illustrated by Ikhimaz

Hi again #portfolioday, I have for the last five years or so occasionally made Magic: The Gathering proxies as a fan artist! Here are just some of my favorite pieces from various years.

Unbelievable pup

Let's go!!!

THE HC STANDS FOR HANDSOME CUTIE

Fuck it 4 more

Post four records that represent the diversity of your taste

If I think about this too hard I won't do it so here's off the top of my head

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We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.

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Oh FUCK yeah baby

Fuck yeah dude and LGM

I have been playing so much fuckin Pokopia

thats what i'm talkin about baby.........

The Offspring's Smash is a probably up there too but technically it opens with their silly narrator guy. Nitro is pretty good opener though

Thinking about punk records from 1994 - specifically, opening tracks. It's pretty hard to argue against Dookie as the album of the year, but I think Linoleum is an all-time great opening track is a better opening track than Burnout

Pulled from one of my first booster packs and immediately put into the Blue/Black coldsnap theme deck

Journey from first theme deck to first packs to first commander deck to first proxy I ever designed

The Almighty Line, which Must Go Up

I am gonna play so much fuckin pokopia

If they did this, UB would have all been worth it

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Hell yeah, these rule!

JUSTICE FOR HAGS

Oh HELL yeah

THEY ADDED A NEW CLASS TO DIABLO 2????????????????