Guy in a suit that looks like a guy that looks like the ball

One of those books you put down and go “damn.”

Hacking the People Magazine news account to send out
BREAKING: James Van Der Beek Alive Again

It sucks they only let you buy one meals worth of ingredients at a time

Shame about outer worlds 2. I had a blast with it.

im building machines that i keep saying will both throw you out of work and allow masked special police forces in service to a lunatic i bought and paid for to recognize your face and check if i agree with your beliefs. im part of a pedophile ring that put this into motion. why are you rude to me

Submitted!

All these guys lost their best friend Jeff and then had to spend time in the house with their kids during covid. Drove them all crazy

Look, I’m sorry I can’t be as brave as a mini van brunch mom

Kids love Breakfast For dinner, a perversion of the natural order of foods.

From: jepstein@gmail
To:bubba@gmail

Subject: Check this album out

Found this on /mu/ today. It’s called In The Aeroplane Over The Sea. Let me know what you think :)

ELON MUSK: your island is so freaking like, based. it's seriously like effing amazeballs. i'm going to basically be making like all of mars totally just like the same as how epic this is
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd

Guess this time the college destroyed him 😏

Made cheese. What do I do with it now

as a consequence of this effort, the very people who made their careers on printing the opinions of professional bigots now believe that BLM did not both result from and cause a change in public opinion.

there was a concerted elite effort over the past five years to make America as bigoted as possible, conducted so openly that Chris Rufo was simultaneously tweeting "i am going to be lying about this subject" and being quoted on the precise subject he declared that he was lying about in the NYT

right-wing ppl who work normal jobs are complete freaks. there’s no way around it. you make $15 an hour and the thing that motivates you is your boss not having enough money? you’re cooked buddy

To me, this is the great unanswered question of our age: how is that American liberalism managed to fuck up so utterly definitively despite having ample opportunities to shore up American social and political institutions?

Me and Anubis are laughing at how heavy your heart is, man. He’s doing bits. Like acting like he can’t even lift it with both hands haha. Acting like he’s doing bicep curls with it. I’m like, damn, Anubis is in his bag

Sending a picture of a gun in response to a Friday afternoon meeting invite

I am a 30 or 40 year Old man and this still whips

Teacher owns the knowledge factory I toil in

Jar Jar’s wife?

Coach said I can’t stop the constant conditioning because I was too gassed to do ideology last time

Oh yeah? Well could an AI do this?
*turns off camera and scrolls during the call*

Dems response to Elon dismantling our gov

Took over and have dismantled the gov and Dems can’t even call for a strike???

ChatGPT is down? Huh. Crazy how that doesn't affect my life in literally any way at all