Tumblr post by lovergf: haha nooooo don't recreate puritanism under the guise of progressivism because you don't have critical thinking skills like for real!!! stopppp haha Reply from erikalynae #i fear we may have girlbossed a bit too close to the hays code

You gotta be vigilant

Sign in People's Book in Takoma Park featuring the illustration of the werewolf ripping off its shirt in anguish which reads WE ARE SOLD OUT OF THE GAY HOCKEY BOOKS

My local bookshop understands their audience.

This was the first thing I noticed on my timeline, and the context only makes it marginally more hinged.

'Twas I! An early Tishmas gift.

omg are you going to get an egg?

gunbeeing Dec 25, 2024 Merychippus Animal Merychippus Follow Merychippus is an extinct proto-horse of the family Equidae that was endemic to North America during the Miocene, 15.97-5.33 million years ago. It had three toes on each foot and is the first horse known to have grazed. Wikipedia Order: Perissodactvla to all who celebrate

Merychippus to all who celebrate!

screenshot of a 4chan post. a large fish (possibly goldfish?) in a lake prepares to eat a bunch of round pellets from a spoon proffered by an offscreen human. brainlet koi 2.jpg 103 KB JPG >>2936664 yaay pelleds

hard to fully articulate how much this image has changed the way my partner and i talk about food

A respected elder.

I don't think I have ever seen a car that shape (this is how little I know of cars; I recognize them by vague shapes). What kind of car was Turbo?

Terracotta mask in the shape of the head of a fox, dog, or bat ca. 600–480 BCE

i love "Terracotta mask in the shape of the head of a fox, dog, or bat ca. 600–480 BCE" so much he's so perfect

evergreen

hey gang

Wasn’t able to watch WS live but apparently the Jonas Bros did some of a song at some point? I cannot express this urgently enough: NO. Baseball is not meant to be associated with entertainment. The beauty of baseball is its uninterrupted agony. The outside world must be barred from the stadiums.

Hello yes I have been summoned.

A man being held by the gigantic Bucee Beaver outside the store

Pietà
Michelangelo, 1498-1499

Every time someone tells me to use fewer em dashes ⸻ I bring out Big Bertha.

Among the greatest promotional photos of all time are these for the 1990 television movie of IT, where it looks like a prestige legal drama about a firm of hot young lawyers and one associate who likes to dress up like a clown.

mr-gay-sex Follow • the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier Photo of miss piggy

We used to at least approximate a proper society

I'm not even IN most of my stories.

I.... I'm not going to think too hard about what that means.

I can guarantee, even with no idea what you submitted, that this is a painfully true statement.

Freshmen in high school marching bands are better than this, good lord.

Text of post: “pete !! @peterokii • Mar 28 oh poor baby 🥺🥺 do you need the robot to make you pictures?🥺🥺 yeah?🥺🥺 do you need the bo-bot to write you essay too? yeah ??? you can't do it?? 🥺🥺oò you're a moron??🥺🥺 do you need chat gpt to fuck your wife ??🥺🥺🥺

Lmbo

Cookies in a display cabinet shaped like the protagonist in The Very Hungry Caterpillar (1969).

WHO'S HUNGRY NOW, BITCH?

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A drawing of a haunted looking possum alongside the text I’m tired and my brain is soup

Perpetual mood

I'm sorry, but Scooter is clearly a Wizard King.

Should be immortal as long as you do not allow any viziers into his enclosure.

Lightning juice.