Invoke, ein reich, ein fuhrer

Hell Ya 👍

and Trumps first breakfast inside will be "big beautiful load"

If Haliburton is involved, then it doesnt surprise me

Its like an orchestra that doesn't know what the fuck its doing, and sounds like a cat getting murdered

“That’s the whole point! If we don’t know what we’re doing? Then Iran definitely does not know what we’re doing.” 🤔 🧐 🤨 #ColinJost is a perfect Kegstand #SNL #Saturdaynightlive

Piracy it be!!!
It is now ONLY the US Navy that is blockading the Strait of Hormuz
Arrghhh It shivers me timbers

Back in the day....

youtu.be/t35wAgkSDbc?...

Kindly get thee to fuck, Donald

Trump Claims Pope’s Election was Rigged “There were a lot of ballots cast against him that were just burned,” he said. “You could see the smoke coming from the Vatican.”

Trump Claims Pope’s Election was Rigged
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

The world reacted in horror to the apartheid governments killing of 91 black protestors in Sharpville 1960. Then again to the Soweto uprising in 1976 when 176 were killed. Fast forward to 2025/26. 80,000 killed in Gaza is met with a shrug from most western leaders. How things have changed....

Its the only fucking way to stop an American attack, let's face it

Praise the Lord! -Little Jimmy Vance just had a conversion on the road to Damascus. When he saw how his clumsy pope comments were hemorrhaging catholic votes, he decided to shut the fuck up

Trump compares himself to Christ, but lacks any humility or compassion. However, when it comes to performing miracles, he's no slouch -singlehandedly turning public office into a personal gdmime!

Trump's blockading supertankers with his nutsack

Rapture, where are you?

I wonder if Bibi insisted on Vance to do the negotiating -knowing what a Midas touch he has

I hope the Pope excommunicates that demon seed

Weak on crime & nukes! 🤣🤣🤣
Wonder what his golf handicap is?

His eyesight aint so good. Some of them are slipping thru his varicose decorated legs

Ooooh! -the pontiff has been warned!

And little Jimmy Vance should be more careful when he plays with matches

Having failed to make a deal with Iran, or to get Orban reelected, Vance is now trying to school the Pope on theology. Gee, I wonder what's for tomorrow? -a symposium on windbaggery?

Nutcracker?

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In a counter-intuitive master stroke, Trump reopens the Strait of Hormuz.....by blocking it -fucking brilliant!

Country that lectures Iran on democracy arrests another 523 people for peacefully protesting The absurdity surrounding the UK’s treatment of Palestine Action and its supporters has reached new lows.

Country that lectures Iran on democracy arrests another 523 people for peacefully protesting
open.substack.com/pub/councile...

? When Mary Trump decided to proceed eith the pregnancy?

I especially loved how he warned the Hungarians not to let foreigners interfere in their election🤣🤣🤣