The page numbers in some of my posts are from my book, "Lichtenbergianism: procrastination as a creative strategy," bit.ly/3d4KddH

Give yourself permission to fail by labeling each page with #AbortiveAttempts. (p. 42)

Hold on, let's not be hasty about this TMW side-venture into robo-penguin porn.

Sir.

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

I pointed out to any MAGAts still on my FB feed that they believe things that are indistinguishable from an Onion article.

Yessss!

Please keep the 'homophobic six-week-old baby' headline for your first issue!

"I swear it's not Donald Trump! No, no, it's... SNL's James Austin Johnson! I swear!" ::adjusts pants::

Yes and?

"Imagine, if you will, a world in which..."

One of my favorites!

Well, when you put it that way...

Protect your ritual like it's your edge. Time and space compound into results.

This is so so wrong. Thank you for your service.😀

It's so good that I can only read a chapter at a time, the writing is that intense, both funny and terrifying.

The cover of "Glorious Exploits," a novel by Ferdia Lennon. The background is orange; the main image is an engraving of an ancient Greek mask, with oversized googly eyes glued onto it.

"Glorious Exploits," an absolutely incredible first novel by Ferdia Lennon.

Because I'm in favor of increasing our research into how psychedelic substances can help people deal with real problems, I find Sinema's endorsement problematic.

Here's a radical thought: If we are at war, why are the [[[President]]]'s thoughts on strategy even a thing? Surely an intelligent leader would leave that to the professionals oh wait I see it now

Find the time and space that suits your working habits and needs, then protect them. (p. 86) #Ritual

a protest sign for No Kings day, March 28, 2026: Impeach Convict Remove Imprison Reform

If there are any Democrats who are thinking of running for the presidency on 2028 on anything less than a clear agenda of widespread prosecution for this administration's corruption and fundamental structural changes to ensure it can't happen again, they should just stop right there.

Pro tip: If a strategy raises more questions than it answers, that’s a good thing. It means you are finding doors that you didn’t know existed before. #Gestalt #Lichtenbergianism #blogquotes

If [[[Turmp]]]'s war plans were a real boy...

sure, makes sense, I guess, taken on its face, but counterpoint:
maybe as a society we should try much harder to take some of the TRILLIONS being spent on AI and spend it on making life better for people so they don't need therapists, and also on training and paying more human therapists

St. Expeditus, holding aloft a cross and standing on the crow which he has killed, in which form Satan appeared to him to urge him to postpone his conversion to Christianity until "tomorrow," i.e., "cras" in Latin.

Just so you know, tomorrow (Aug 19) is the feast day of St. Expedite, the patron saint of procrastinators everywhere. Plan accordingly. #CrasMeliorEst

Bring back the Good Old Days, dammit!

ICE is not about immigration.

ICE is about normalizing a paramilitary force on peaceful streets.

Abolish ICE.

I encourage them in their enthusiasm.