My cat is on blood pressure pills... my blood pressure goes up when its med time. He's 21 and still puts up a fight. Spits it out like 4 times before accepting it. Every day.
I love him so damn much.
Wish I could push a sandwich through an internet connection... I hate this for everyone.
Best noodle texture! And they don't turn to mush if you don't eat them immediately
My favorite used to be 25 cents.
Now it's 5 for 3 bucks. I'm glad I'm done college, but what are actual college students eating now?
Mac n cheese is also 1.50 a box... for No Name... what the hell?
One of my little old man named little men needs a rest during meals sometimes and it ALWAYS leaves me flabbergasted. What do you say to someone who needs to rest on the couch halfway through mac n cheese? He's 5.
Purposeful Paprika!!!
In 🇨🇦 during COVID, 2 premiers Nova Scotia and New Brunswick played this game
"You guys can't come here, you're sick"
"NO! You guys can't come here, YOU'RE sick"
Grown men being mean high schoolers
Just having flashbacks...
Oh so very glad he wasted everyone's time and money with his stupid election in Alberta
#NeverPoilievre
What the hell is anyone waiting for?
#TrunpIsASerialKiller
#TrumpIsAPedophile
We got less than 12 hrs before Dumpy kills a ton of innocent people... but yes, 12-16 months would be the UsA's pace for an emergency.
It's big in Canada too. Blows my mind. Dumpy is doing things that will effect the world. "It's too stressful" is not an excuse to have no idea what is happening ever. Even when our leaders are fascists, "Oh! I had no idea"... Like, how?
#TrumpIsASerialKiller
#ArrestDanielleSmith
I worked kitchens and some of the dudes used to do this too
But... just with kissing... to my knowledge
Miller seems like too much of a weiner to drop an F bomb
Like those kids that tried swearing in junior high and it didn't fit their pre pubescent bodies
I figured it was just the pinnacle of ignorance
But laziness also tracks
It feels Hegseth-ey
I don't think he's conscious right now
Fingers crossed
He makes it abundantly clear that he has final say, even when absolutely does not
#TrumpIsASerialKiller
#TrumpIsAPedophile
My husband and I used it in random sentences
Just randomly yelling "The Dow is over 50,000" really made our weeks more hilarious
#PamBondiIsANazi
#TrumpIsASerialKiller
#TrumpIsAPedophile
#RepublicansAreNazis
Conservatives don't want anyone to have anything
Cause they would never think to offer anything to the people
#NeverPoilievre
Probably needed a diaper change...
UsA is gross
No one will be safe
Way to take yourselves back to the worst times
#TrumpIsAPedophile
#TrumpIsASerialKiller
#RepublicansAreNazis
#ElbowsUp
Lolz the UsA does not have plenty
#BuyCanadian
I instantly block. Its unfortunate because sometimes I want to follow these people. But I don't want those DMs either.
The True dwelling of the holy.
Omfg... fuck my diet too!! That looks amaze-balls!!
Wait! I thought only Kamala would put your children's lives at risk
Strange...
It's like Dumpy is a liar
#TrumpIsASerialKiller
#TrumpIsAPedophile
I think you mean he ate a couch lolz 🤪
Tuxedo's! They must be too fancy to die young. Gomez is going to be 21 in May. He's blind, has kidney issues, and high blood pressure, but he's hanging in there. I am not ready for him to go.
I am sorry for your loss. 🖤🤍
Can't wait for JD Vance to say he's just a kid who made a mistake
🙄
I have a few different diplomas from college
I am more qualified than Mullins
By no means am I qualified to have his job though
Idiots brought in by idiots to be idiots
