Bumping this one for no particular reason

Baby, are you the average Bluesky poster? Because I’m giving joke sub-head and you’re mad as hell

“please stop,” they beg me. “you’re scaring the hoes”

I am the only one doing Hasan discourse right: I watched a video of him crushing a watermelon with his thighs 15 times four years ago, and have not learned a single new thing about him since

if youre a lawyer, do not let any client see this. do not let them believe it is possible for just anyone to go in and Have Their Day In Court like this. and if they see this tell them its a skit and court is never this cathartic

Every time I think that I’ve lived in a major metropolis long enough for NYC to have lost its shine as a concept, I learn new lore like “there are competing human carpets and each is amassing an army”

“Crab Rangoon, things of that nature.”

why are we all posting Hole

The Monster is gonna hang dong in this one.

Stand With Minnesota: Resource Hub Causes to Donate to in Minnesota to Help Our Communities Defend Themselves from ICE *Note: I am from Minnesota, and these come from people I know or I am connected with. I cannot vouch for all the in...

Want to help folks being terrorized by ICE in Minnesota? Well look at this google doc someone made. Lots of GoFundMe's that haven't met their goals yet. docs.google.com/document/d/1...

The Virgin Democratic Party Establishment Candidate: "ICE isn't coordinating with local police. This is no way to bring down prices!"

The Chad Episcopalian Bishop: "I have instructed my priests to prepare for martyrdom."

Gene leads the luxuriant life of the happiest sort of pervert: warm, recumbent, staring unabashed down the barrel of multiple urinators

Monday after Thanksgiving has the office acting unwise

BREAKING: Democrats just tried to pass a standalone bill to fund WIC & SNAP to make sure families don't go hungry during the Republican shutdown.

Republicans BLOCKED it. So Trump won't use emergency funds to keep SNAP running, and Republicans won't let any bills pass. Shameful.

Guillotines

He’s groaning in the clutches of the Crimes of the Future chair, pupils the size of nickels

They’re pumping him full of horse drugs of a strength that hasn’t been seen since Hitler’s bunker

Wait why is this content moderated- it it the Dick or the killing yourself?

Rereading Moby-Dick and had forgotten how funny Ishmael is as a narrator. A chapter about wanting to kill yourself (playful), a chapter about phrenology, a chapter about personal nap strategy. First Ballot Depressed Guy Hall of Famer.

I love women

Parenting a newborn and- with due respect to Very Online parents posting about their babies’ very special personalities- an infant is basically a sea cucumber with grand aspirations

the hat man? real. i have partaken of his succulent meat. we hounded him through the jungles of laos, delirious off the massive amounts of benadryl required to tether him to our reality. we finally ran him down upon the banks of the mekon; what followed was a feast for the ages. god how we did feast

Project 2025’s plan to criminalize porn has a sinister subplot The far-right game plan for a second Trump term defines pornography to include "transgender ideology."

The critical part to remember is this:

These people do not define pornography the way you do: they mean LGBTQ+ representation, they mean sex ed, they mean Netflix, they mean literature, they mean video games, they mean healthcare, they mean political speech.

www.msnbc.com/msnbc/amp/rc...

Take this, all of you, and eat of it.

you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"