I think they were trying to curry favor but it backfired

Did you take the L or the cool one?

The JV squad is on the case

He seems committed to sniffing out the truth in the halls of powder

Man, I am not a fan of Edward Culling's new job.

Dude's got some Bigg feelings there. Probably needs an ethnic kleenex

Lol

"Ships can now transit for fee" vs. "Shipping is free"

Sounds like we've got the title of his next memoir: "Seethe and Pope"

They're ruffling feathers with this move, but I doubt it'll take off

Ex cathedra doctrine says maybe he should just take a knee

Not even close, holy lol

Best argument for universal healthcare - those people need glasses STAT.

Hey, if the shoe fits

And here we have Ser Cooler Logic of the Knights of Malted Whiskey, a man so stupid, uninformed, and ignorant that he makes a post-stoning Goliath seem like Einstein by comparison

No-Bill has-been can't win unless the fix is in.
The juries don't buy it, but she can't be quiet.
No case? Based on Race? Illegal on its face?
Jeanine will try it, lose, and cry about it
Who needs all the facts? She's got Newsmax

They're fighting inflation by stuffing it into Trump's cankles, I guess

She's wearing her Peeky Blinders

As you know, the name of a thing established by one country is the only name for something for all eternity. That's why the US is Meiguo in Chinese, Vereinigte Staaten in German, États-Unis in French, Los Estados Unidos in Spanish.

"perennial church teaching"

And uh... who decides the church's teaching? What a clown

On the one hand, JD Vance killed the Pope. On the other hand, Orban’s entire party. Not sure how the math maths but I’m pretty sure I’d vote for the grave dust in Washington’s coffin be for I vote for him

By that logic, Tickle Me Elmo should sue too because it also just repeats whatever it was programmed to say

That’s where they went

"I AM THE LORD"

You do have the call of nature in there

"One Nation Under God, and I speak for God"

Or someone literate is reading them to him. Probably Stephen Miller, if they have the blackout curtains set up

Also, a lot of this feels pretty specific. *That* email reply we have is casual... but there might be others that aren't. She was never friends with Epstein, but that doesn't mean she wasn't friends with Maxwell. She says she never had a relationship with them, but she could say she meant "romantic"

Interesting that her email reply referred to him as JE like his inner circle does, and she's using a pet name (GI) for Maxwell, and that she asked her to call her the next time she's in town as one does when you're blowing off a casual acquaintance. Hm...

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