Wishing a happy Brian’s Hat Day to all who celebrate.

You can also kill vampires by hoofing them in the spuds.

“I've just injected steroids into my arm"
"Anabolic?"
"No, just my arm"

Do you ever add a job to your job list that wasn't on the list before, even though you've just done the job so technically it doesn't need to be added but you like the feeling of crossing it off anyway

just now realizing that dumb is a palindrome

i’m like the michael jordan of saying “huh?” even though i heard you perfectly the first time

Larry David

Looks like the logo for “Frasier” lol

I burst into the meeting room, gripping a printout in my trembling hands.

'Listen to this. "I work well as part of a team ... AND INDEPENDENTLY." Both! Do you hear me? He says he does both!'

My boss's jaw drops. She sits back, stunned. 'Then the legends are true.'

hey just saw this are you guys still bombing yemen

Fr Dick Byrne beckoning Ted & Dougal

SHAFT!

Sports Betting: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO) YouTube video by LastWeekTonight

Here’s last night’s story about sports betting, how ball is life, and other king shit: youtu.be/Pxvfy4qQRog?...

‘It’s a...nice day for a...light sweater,
it’s a...nice day for a...CARDIGAAAAN!

Perplexity Personality YouTube video by Sébastien Léger - Topic

quality tune by @sebastienleger.bsky.social from the @ianpooley.bsky.social nite:life mix

Go outside, ditch the phone, get humble: my top 10 Scandi life lessons after a decade in Denmark After 12 years, we’ve said goodbye to one of the happiest countries on Earth. From friluftsliv (the joy of the open air) to janteloven (realising you’re no better than others) here’s what I’ve learned

Go outside, ditch the phone, get humble: my top 10 Scandi life lessons after a decade in Denmark

Season 4 / Episode 15

haven’t heard this in years, tune!

🐶🚀 #latelate

"Denial is a River" / "Boiled Peanuts" - Doechii (LIVE on The Late Show) YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

just brilliant

He makes himself big

I'm an over-explainer (I explain things too much)

Irish women who do OnlyFans must be braver than the troops.
This country is too small. I bet half the comments on every video are "Hey, do you remember me from Speech & Drama?"

Legally, you're allowed time off work to listen to Do They Know It's Christmas, because of Force Midge Ure.

It was the Busta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes

great second series @channel4tv.bsky.social