someone walked up to a security camera at work & started feeding it yogurt

me giving something funny to the internet

Oh my fucking god of course you were. You're the one that put "ohhhhh meloned" into my brain and now it won't ever come out you wretched fiend.

my nothing #mynothing

freedom

Mark, this is GOOD NEWS

The crowsona holding Mjolnir on a flying rainbow-beam skateboard doing battle with Godzilla with some sea creatures flying with him. And I've got a gold chain on.

Lowkenuinely how it feels to break art block
#ocart

I simply do not take seriously any ideology that wiggles and worms its way out of treating everyone with respect and which refuses to invest in people with no objective of immediate return. "ouuuhhh universal healthcare and working from home is bad because uuuuuuhhhh" shut up you little monster

first three panels of a grayscale mother 3 comic. kumatora, duster, and lucas are all sitting on the grass. kumatora begins "Hey Lucas, tell me something." in the second panel she continues "What are you doing all this for? Do we have anything left that's worth protecting?" the third panel shows the broken body of a flying mouse. "After this is over, will there even be anyone left who deserves the new world?"

duster turns to kumatora and says "Kumatora, that's not fair." kumatora counters "I don't care. I want to hear it from Lucas. He's the smartest one here and you know it." Lucas, with his legs slung over a sleeping boney, is letting a caterpillar crawl onto his finger as he responds "I guess...."

"it's the possibility that the future could be better." Lucas continues, observing the caterpillar closely. kumatora, still discouraged, holds her face in her hands and says "That's a pretty flimsy hope." Lucas looks off into the distance and responds "Yeah, I guess so." around him, two butterflies flutter by.

"at some point, the world wound up destroyed. naturally, it was humans who destroyed it."
(2020)

an illustration of lucas from mother 3 on tanetane island. he is clutching a mushroom, which has a bite taken out of it, and crying from multi-colored eyes. a false claus, smiling, is emerging from a mailbox and looming over lucas. in the background are kumatora, duster, and boney, standing still with their faces scribbled out.

made for an unfinished zine. still probably one of my favorite illustrations ive done (2022)

art of a computer desktop screen, with the emulator Visual Boy Advance open in a window in the middle. it displays a completely black screen, apart from white text in the center that reads "END?". speech bubbles are coming from the window, saying "We sure had a lot of fun, didn't we?" "Bye." "I wish we could always be together." "*giggle* That was fun!" "Goodbye." "Thanks." "Thanks for everything." "Let's meet again sometime. We can meet as many times as we want." the desktop background is the only thing not drawn, a heavily edited photograph of a field of sunflowers. in the corner, the date reads april 25th, 2012. that was the day I finished mother 3 for the first time.

i love you, too

girl who spreads awful 4chan lingo call her tyfoid mary

gengars drawn for the MIBFC donation drive! (requested by Gadget; i was late so he gets three)

gengs

Road Star is a manga about a driving school.
In today's lesson, they have to learn how to parallel park in a tight spot. The protagonist tries a bold strategy:

The Columbine massacre was on this date in 1999. Instead of energizing our country to get gun violence under control, it kicked off a new normal. One of the best explanations ever of journalism's destructive impact on mass shootings came from Roger Ebert in his review of Gus Van Sant’s “Elephant.”

Digital graphite on toned paper background. A fluffy kitten face, tabby -like markings, large ears with pointy tufts on the ends, mouth wide open. Kitten has a third eye in their forehead and two curling horns. Around the drawing in a scratchy spooking lettering style are the words ‘Maybe it will happen today’ along with some strange glyphs and symbols.

friend requested me to put super sonic in the gangsta spongebob pose

#blender3d #blender #sonicthehedgehog #sonic #supersonic

a character study
#tadc #theamazingdigitalcircus #gooseworx #ragatha #pomni #jax

This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.

alternative: go "man i don't give a shit" and close the app

tumblr post that says 'sometimes you just gotta go "man i actually don't give a shit" and keep scrolling. online survival skill 101'

modern day proverbs

computer, boil me alive

Picard from tng standing in front of a replicator

"Computer 8 miles of soup no bowl"

2024 commissioned fan art A female priest from dragon quest III casts a maximum strength group healing spell, washing out a dark dungeon with its light.

Omniheal (2024)

A digital "charcoal" drawing on golden paper. It's a scratchy slightly crude style. Three figures lie with white gowns and gold jewelry. A long sword rests across their throats. At their feet are scattered Treasures. A massive decrepit hand reaches down from above towards them. Hand drawn text reads "In the black wind the stars shall die"

Tom Bombadillo

remember when celebrities seemingly randomly started coming out talking about how much they loved NFTs and thought it was super valuable and the future?