What a fantastic accomplishment!

If the first three weeks of the season are any indication, I really should be able to get a lot of writing done during Royals games this year. I won't, but truthfully, I should write two books minimum with these chowderheads "playing baseball" in the background.

Poll: Is your baseball team good rn?
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Minnesota upsetting UCLA to get to the finals. You love to see it. #NCAAGym

The Florida machine hums along and LSU squeaks in, redeeming themselves after last year's semifinal shocker. A bit of heartbreak for Georgia, but man, Cecile Landi is already cementing her coaching legacy, can't wait to see her team next year. #NCAAGym

It must be so chill to play the Royals. Don't have to throw too many strikes, just gotta score 2 or 3 runs, easy day at the office.

(Derogatory)

A sad person with the caption "people remembering their childhoods" and on the other side of the bus, a blissfully unaware happy person with the caption "their mom's being like that's not how I remember it."

This is true ADED.

I love Vinnie, but he is an offensive black hole, which is not what you want in the #3 hitter. You can't win anything in April, but I've been a #Royals fan for long enough to know you can lose.

"To crush is to visualize the enticing, mundane ordinaries of intimacy...Even the perfectly ordinary fantasies can feel borderline delusional." This is a fun, lovely piece. ❤️
www.thecut.com/article/crus...

There's a blueprint, is all I'm saying...

Easter, a poem by Jill Alexander Essbaum Easter Is my season Of defeat. Though all Is green And death Is done, I feel alone. As if the stone Rolled off From the head Of the tomb Is lodged In the doorframe Of my room And everyone I've ever loved Lives happily Just past My able reach. And each time Jesus rises, I'm reminded

Me looking how one looks after doing yard work, sweaty and dirty and disheveled, with the world's prettiest, neediest tan, white, and brown calico cat on my chest, just sprawled out on there, doesn't care that I'm still out of breath or that now she's going to smell like bug spray for days, her goal is to absorb me so we are one organism.

I was doing yard work all morning, I just got done and I'm all sweaty and disheveled and dirty and covered in bug spray so naturally...

Rejoice. The age of being young, dumb and full of cum is over. The era of being old, cold and full of mold has begun.

I told Jon Scheyer that the curse would only be broken by driving a wooden stake through Stephen Miller's heart under the pale glow of the Worm Moon and he laughed at me. 🤷

Royals on pace to score 162 and lose 162.

Salvador Perez with the first home run (and first run period) of the 2026 season for the #Royals. Twas ever thus.

It's stupid hot and some kids don't like having hair in their face, but he's really cheesin, he looks so happy!

He looks like he loves it!

It's Barely Holding On Tuesday. Let's hear it for Barely Holding On Tuesday. It's a Tuesday where you barely hold on.

What is Gavin MacMillan even DOING for Coco? It's killing me.

The bar is so very low but one we should clear.

I have been a #kubball fan my entire life, but I didn't watch this year because recruiting a rapist reeks of moral rot and NIL desperation. I couldn't pretend it was okay. (Similar to why I abandoned the NFL.) I hope Bill Self remembers in the future that rapists are losers.

He spent an hour outside this morning screaming and cursing at a customer service representative. As if I don't have to hear enough of that at my job.

😂 that's a WILD question. "Liam Neeson, tell me, how was were playing Oskar Schindler and then later starring in The Naked Gun basically the same role?"

It bears repeating.