Friend at work saw it and loved it, too! So great to hear.

Oh yes. Or, say, work in a store for half a day.

the reporters in the briefing room do the shuck and jive so they can build a brand. where did you first hear about jake tapper? he was abc's wh correspondent. he parlayed that into "this week" then jumped to his gig at cnn where he writes thriller novels and politics books to make a shit ton of $$$

Pics from Threads user eulogizing the burned-down Nottoway Plantation, saying they’d gotten married there. Another user replies, “Was Auschwitz not available.”

At least half of me is watching The Studio every week for Seth Rogen’s glasses.

'We're citizens!': Oklahoma City family traumatized after ICE raids home, but they weren't suspects A woman says her family’s fresh start in Oklahoma turned into a nightmare after federal immigration agents raided their home, taking their phones, laptops, and life savings – even though they were …

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ICE stormed into the wrong house, trashed the place, and made women/girls stand outside in the rain in their underwear. ICE also stole phones, laptops, and cash savings from the family, who moved to OKC two weeks ago.

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Ok, so far Government Cheese is somehow the only show ever released on AppleTV that doesn’t look like it was shot through putty.

Ugh I’m getting so many of these

SORRY. Sorry.
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement

Roku serves SO many ads for Mormon TV! I haven’t watched any of it, so I like to assume Studio C, their sketch comedy show, is just “ALL THAT!” with adults.

A screengrab from Twitter. HeatherLhaney @heather_l... asks: “Why do you think we have so many more kids with Autism” David Dennis Jr. @DavidDTSS quotetweets this reply: “Probably for the same reason there are so many more planets in outer space now than there were before the telescope was invented”

Staple this to RFK Jr’s forehead.

it remains endlessly fascinating that trump’s most reliable SCOTUS votes aren’t the ones he nominated

NBC News: A deadly E. coli outbreak hit 15 states, but the FDA chose not to publicize it

Reuters: US FDA suspends food safety quality checks after staff cuts April 17, 2025

These stories landed today, within 11 hours of each other.

This presidential administration is a clear and present danger to the American people.

Hi, I’m autistic and I’m the mayor of my city.

Books are worthless which is why Meta needed to steal more than 7 million of them

Everyone in the San Fernando Valley drives like they’ve either been to Aggressive Asshole School, or they’re going 10mph while wearing a paper surgical mask under their nose.

Silicon Valley crosswalk buttons apparently hacked to imitate Musk, Zuckerberg voices Crosswalk buttons along the mid-Peninsula appear to have been hacked, so that when pressed, voices professing to be Mark Zuckerberg or Elon Musk begin speaking.

Twelve of them! They got Zuck too

I would kill for a *deficit* of attention.

CEOs upset about Trump’s tariffs sound like mob bosses shouting “I thought we had a deal!” at the Joker.

My main takeaway from THE PITT: if I have some kind of medical emergency, a whole lot of professional strangers are going to see my dick.

I’m late on this, but: Lucinda Williams, “Lake Charles.”

"let's make a movie that will appeal to kids and teens" used to be conventional wisdom but Hollywood somehow forgot it and started trying to please 35 year old supernerds instead

From Wikipedia: (a trusted source) Early gas powered "doodlebug' self-propelled railcars entered service on railroads in the first decade of the 1900s. Experimentation with diesel and gas power continued, culminating in the German "Flying Hamburger"

Imagine taking the doodlebug up to see your best gal and your rival shows up in a flying hamburger

Get fucked, for real. What are you doing??

DO NOT MISTAKE EARNESTNESS FOR A THING TO BE AFRAID OF. “Cringe” or s too often simply just the word used to mask the discomfort that comes with being vulnerable! It’s okay to feel vulnerable about being earnest about important issues in the world!

2024: Vote Trump he will cut your taxes and lower prices and make us all rich

2025: When you really think about it is money even real?

Loving the right-wing turn towards “Why’s everyone always so worried about Money, and Possessions, these days…” strangely coinciding with the big man tanking the economy

Dow Down 2200+ Points

Fox:

I’m loving The Pitt, and truly one of my favorite things is that in 2025 it portrays a hospital that isn’t lit like a basement jazz club.

I’m a wee, glasses-wearing fella who’s taken the subway at 3 or 4am many times between 1993 and now, and, uh, I was fine every time. Then again, I don’t have the racist paranoia that every nonwhite person is coiled to attack me with a gleaming blade.