@tallbart.com im trying to find the ytp you made where trump is like "take a couple eggs, some chips, put it in the oven and let it rot" but i cant find the video its from-- i may go mad. You know which poop it's from?
Medieval themed bar called Imagine Flagons
Can yall suggest funny haha accounts for me to follow? Or even like some wow cool accounts to follow
@nubzombie.bsky.social so i was watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer and saw that their local fast food joint is called Happy Burger-- it first appeared in S3E3 "Faith, Hope, and Trick", which aired in October of 1998. Do you think this could have served as inspo for Happy Burger in silent hill 2?
Gimme the skeet, boys,
And cream my hole--
I wanna get fucked
With your hairy pole
And turned all gay
Your pizza. Upside down
Banned from grindr just for telling dudes "i have cholera :c" to get them out of my dms
who else is up milking their almonds
If they remade The Blob today it would just be called Blob and it would be woke it would be woke blob
the idea of a cock with plantars warts on it is pretty awful yeah
every time i read it again im kinda disappointed in myself
it really should have stayed in the drafts if im being honest
i wonder if, among foot fetishists, there is the equivalent of bugchasers but for plantars warts
the city doesnt want you to know this but theres actually a $50 bill hidden in most public sharps disposal bins
literally i think the only reason why is because he usually only gets 3-5 likes on his posts but these ones attempting to drag yall are getting 10 for some reason
this guy is being weird to yall and seems like he's not privy to a lot of queer sex practices. my bf regularly chokes me when poppers are involved and i think anyone who uses inhalents during sex is fully aware its normal and consensual. the only freak here is the guy chasing clout off your sex life
i wanna make a bootleg chaos is me shirt that says ORCHI'D - EUNUCH IS ME so bad. the skeletons gonna be holding hedge clippers
homosexual iggy pop is like Now I Wanna See Your Hog
trans girls who get orchis are like "i belong to the blank generation"
album cover
is it just me or does mac miller kind of look like a mii
people should jam this on Labor Day the same way we go Earth Wind & Fire mode on 9/21
Listen. If you wanna take away my horsecock dildo you'll have to enum-claw it from my cold dead hands.
just bit my finger while eating a cookie and I howled like that cartoon cat who is always being thwarted by the mouse who lives in his walls
🎶oh my love, let me squeeze the blackheads of your heart 🎶
when it snapped into place i was like "that looked so satisfying"
also big thanks to this guy for being one of our techs
last night at the show a guy with a visual impairment pulled a folded up walking stick out of his pocket and let the end fall, snapping the whole thing into one solid piece.
my dumb ass immediately thought "woah cool just like bloodborne "
lesbian dracula fanfic written by Clam Stroker