One day Doku will score a worldie… and I have no doubt that, when that day comes, it will be against us

Another trip to Wembley. Fair play to Pep, he’s never shirked the cups and gave them the respect more red nose managers wouldn’t have

Semenyo is so, so bad

Picasso letting people know his preferred utensil for his line work

Even Burnham is defecting now

There lot can’t even leave a boot in properly. At least do it right

United’s season over before I’ve even fallen off the dry Jan wagon

Right, The Traitors is an inherently racist show

Isn’t it the meetings that overrun you should’ve been tracking, so you can take that time back?

Ahhh that classic Egyptian “thrown under the bus” idiom

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We use to have a great player for this sort of situation

Right, definitely back to bed now

It’s really not. Spans too greater time period to go into any great detail and focuses too much on Jerry Jones and the coaches rather than the players, who are 100% more interesting. As a doc, it looks great though

Quincy Jones, when he first heard Thriller

Easy to forget, but today shows that John Stones is easily our best defender

That annoying part of the season where you don’t know how to spell a new players name, and WhatsApp doesn’t have a clue either. Anyway, Tirana Reminders looks a great player

I listened to it, sadly. Liew had city finishing 6th, so bookmark that one

Test match cricket remains undefeated

Went to Everton Leicester at Goodson last season with Deaks and another mate of ours. Got chatting to some Leicester fans, and they went to our pal “you look like you’re from Manchester… this is a giveaway” and pointed at his hair, and then his jacket…. He’s from Morecambe.

Still not over Wordle accepting ‘brill’ as a word but Spelling Bee hasn’t, on the same day. Stupid yanks have put me in a foul mood all day

The timing of this is so bizarre. All the teams that could’ve gone in for him have either signed an alternative or about to. Can’t see where he’d end up unless Arsenal pull out of Gyokeres

Great to see Dawson back, but you can’t be bowling spin in a short sleeved top. Get in the bin 🗑️

You can let me know the stage times then

Which night for Kneecap? We’ve got Saturday tickets, with Leeds at home that weekend. Potential for an all timer

Just when you start to feel a bit confident about the Ashes too

Yesterday I stood in a field with 80,000 other people who would disagree. And last Friday I was with another 70,000 who would think the same. Every single one having the time of their lives, whilst you sit in your mums basement making sniffy comments and take photos of your cat.

Go buy some needles then. God forbid people wanting to have some joy in their lives, eh?

The yank drummer can do one though. Bring back Whitey

That was perfect. Liam’s vocals, Noel crying, bonehead was fucking great. The crowd. 11/10

It’s called the City Academy