Working in retail, I have the pleasure of witnessing everyone's first day on Earth everyday

Just seen the first harbinger of summer - shirtless men

Got the high stress alert on my watch today at work... I feel like I've unlocked an achievement

It's about time!

I can't quite decide if the general public are functionally illiterate or just fucking lazy

Why, as retail workers, do we feel like we have to gentle parent the general public? Gentle parenting is for gentle children, and these motherfuckers are not gentle children #workingretail #workman's #retail

I am one minor inconvenience away from raging, barbarian style

Watching people try to use the self scan at work is both hilarious and concerning. You can really pick out the ones who have worked retail #workrant #retail

This is my stardust notification today. Please don't steal my hormones #Louvreheist #Louvrerobbery #Stardustapp

The same people who've spent the last two years telling us to treat the murder of 80,000 people in Gaza as an acceptable and justified loss, are about to get real precious about the sanctity of one human life.

I wonder if being shot will help Charlie Kirk identify the difference between a human and a dolphin fetus.

Do these flag shaggers realise that doing this, I'm pretty sure, is illegal and will cost the tax payer more money? Because the council will either have to clean it off or repaint it. Vandalism ≠ patriotism
Also, St. George was Turkish

Chappell Roan's Reading performance was a religious experience #readingandleeds2025 #chappellroan

#dndmemes #dnd #dungeonsanddragons

Customer: Do you have this at all?
*points to clearly marked out of stock item*
Me: funnily enough, we don't

Not all bisexuals take their straight boyfriends to pride

#notallbisexuals

Not all lesbians move in after the first date

#notalllesbians

Not all gay men steal their personalities from black women

#notallgaymen

Stop trying to hand cashiers your money before they've even scanned anything through - get your grubby fiver out my face
#workrants

If I have to close the shop door one more time to keep the shop cool, I think I'm gonna crash out #workrant #heatwave

Anyone who decides to walk their dogs in this heat deserves jail time. Even worse if they leave them in a car. #dogs #heatwave #Britishheatwave #keepyourdogscool

The first time in ever that I'm not looking forward to DnD this week 🙃 #DnD #Dungeons&Dragons

The Israeli military attacking a boat full of unarmed activists bringing food and medicine to Gaza is a clear breach of International Law that should be strongly condemned and have consequences #Madleen