What a better way to celebrate @ffalconpunch.bsky.social than show off his handywork! Happy Birthday!

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I suffer from the related condition, Oxpecker Rhino Syndrome. I need to slam any man much bigger than me like he owes me money.

Never getting up

That looks like heaven

I’m not liking that the same social media where I see comically giant AI muscles that distract me from the fascist dystopia is the same place people want to remind me of the fascist dystopia. Really need the gays to pick a lane.

I am 85% hot, 29.58% crazy, which places me in the marriage zone. Hot/Crazy Scale Test, as known from internet pop culture.

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Just @ me mini

Bounty. Just as gross as Mounds but everyone is precious about it because it’s foreign.

Can confirm

Dad?

BIIIIIIIIG

ASL is a language with its own vocabulary and grammar. While most people who speak ASL also understand written English, they're not fungible.

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Miss that meat dude

I love that we’ve reached a point where cultures have merged and there are 20something twunks calling them “gay festivals” and not circuit parties. 🫱🏻‍🫲🏿

Yes. Please.

I’ve been a solid 2 for years now, but I love working on depth and I’ll get to a 3… one day.

That’s a metal cockring I might not be terrified to use.

Dark and moody #fcf for this blustery winter day.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck 🤤

Be right there!

Back at ya bud. 🤤😈

We’ll have to introduce it to your throat next time I’m in Chicago. 😈

Even daddies need daddies!

Lend me a hand pup?

TIL!

First #FCF. Be gentle. I won’t.