One would think someone like you would be upset about taking selfies. Might want to lock down this account too. Screenshots are forever

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I couldn’t get hard in my 20s unless I smelled latex. 😂

I’m trying to come by more. ❤️

Happy birthday!! 😂

She looks like the product of drunk cousins

I take great joy in seeing I have already blocked who you are quoting. Still fuck’em.

That is mine but Clint Eastwood is a close second

The cigarette stench covers that.

Granted it's like covering up you pooped on yourself by getting sprayed by a skunk, but hey.

MTV effect

My video debunking Ben Shapiro’s Superman review. It had 334K views.

Ben’s video reviewing Superman. It had 419K views.

we're so close!!!

less than 100k away from ratioing ben's own review lol

I need to see a heart so broken that he has to reach out in front of him and grab the very air he needs to breathe.

Update, having the LIIT right now, cross-eyed n shit

On this Chairteenth, we celebrate the good folks of Montgomery, especially our guy AquaMayne. Special shout out to the folks who, within 72 hours, recreated this in their apartment complex. A COMMUNITY!! 💀

The Long Island Iced Tea will put you down for the count.

I didn't like the tequila drinks. Got a Lemon Drop Martini that's okay but it's a little sweet for me.

Shoutout to the ACLU for this handy little guide. Let’s see where we are…ah.

Can I get an intro rate? Is it available to listen to at double speed, in case I need to speed run meditation?

Respectfully

The saddest relief I ever felt.

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#ChronicIllness #ChronicPain #Disability #Ableism #EhlersDanlosSyndrome

Felt in my soul.

And also my bones. And joints... and muscles.

I her defense, putting it all together is kind of a bother.

*sotto voce* I got your back!

Right back at you.

🚨BREAKING: Cal State LA just moved classes online and let faculty work remotely, not for a storm, not for COVID, but because ICE is in the area.

Let that sink in, an entire university is treating immigration enforcement like a public health crisis.

Same. Same…

My friend, how are you doing?

Some of us deserve it

Someone keeps feeding me margaritas.

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