ANCIENT GREEK PRO WRESTLING PROMOTER: Great news, kid: you're going to be teaming with THE ROCK for the foreseeable future!

SISYPHUS: Oh. Goody.

ANCIENT GREEK PRO WRESTLING PROMOTER: ok so you're going to be what's known as a "heel"
ACHILLES: fuck you

There is nothing special about Vince McMahon. He used his family's wealth to increase his own power, and then used that power to abuse people around him for decades. Wrestling would have survived without him. The narrative that Vince made wrestling a global phenomenon has no basis in reality.

A plug Ryan Navigates '90, Part 95 featuring Sting and Ric Fl...er, Black Scorpion

Coming Wednesday: we FINALLY learn who the Black Scorpion is! #wrestlesky 🤼

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"The Rapmaster" PN News

Stand by for News.

"NEWS: CM Punk forced to admit that there IS a God, and the cage WAS thirty feet" - Rytful Select

The eventual showdown on PPV (Pope-Per-View) is going to draw huge money.

How hard I pronounce the "F" when I say "Fuck the Fed":

An angry cow

"The FUCK you mean my dead body was used to make 'WrestleMania' tomahawk steaks?"

Great way to start a Saturday

How hard I pronounce the "F" when I say "Fuck the Fed":

Fullweird Al-Chemist #87 - "Virus Alert" "Delete immediately before someone gets hurt"

Hey everyone, listen up, your attention if you please...

Issue #87 of Fullweird Al-Chemist is now live! Today, we look at "Virus Alert", Al's 2006 Sparks-influenced art popper about malicious computer bugs!

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#weirdal #weirdalyankovic #musicsky

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Tell him Obama ate two.

Fullweird Al-Chemist #87 - "Virus Alert" "Delete immediately before someone gets hurt"

Hey everyone, listen up, your attention if you please...

Issue #87 of Fullweird Al-Chemist is now live! Today, we look at "Virus Alert", Al's 2006 Sparks-influenced art popper about malicious computer bugs!

Like and subscribe for more!

#weirdal #weirdalyankovic #musicsky

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WWE's 3 Count Burger monstrosity

Your dream of dropping dead of a massive heart attack at The Showcase of the Immortals is now $43 away (well, that, and the thousands for the ticket). #wrestlesky 🤼

Throne from Octopath Traveler II saying "My father is dead"

Christian Cage's Dead Daddy senses tingling

#wrestlesky

Ryan Navigates '90 - #94 (12/9-12/14) Dudes will see El Dandy vs. El Satanico and say "hell yeah". I am dudes.

Good day!

Part 94 of my look at the world of wrestling in 1990 is here!

We've got Satanico vs. Dandy in a bloody hair vs. hair match, and it's a doozy. Plus, Joshi action, some Abrams UWF, crap from Black Scorpion, and more!

#wrestlesky 🤼

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It's totally the TOOTH AND NAIL match

Seriously, it’s an all-time excellent PPV opener.

Teenjus, a teenage Jesus

"Doogie Howser, M.D." (1989-1993):

Ryan Navigates '90 - #94 (12/9-12/14) Dudes will see El Dandy vs. El Satanico and say "hell yeah". I am dudes.

Good day!

Part 94 of my look at the world of wrestling in 1990 is here!

We've got Satanico vs. Dandy in a bloody hair vs. hair match, and it's a doozy. Plus, Joshi action, some Abrams UWF, crap from Black Scorpion, and more!

#wrestlesky 🤼

bit.ly/3Q8zasl

How to watch WrestleMania 2026— Don’t

Gobbledygooker and Tugboat

Why Gravy Boat didn't win the tag titles 50 times, I don't know.

#wrestlesky 🤼

Phony Bogus Doordash Grandma as a TMNT logo

Los Boricuas of WWF fame

Los Boricuas: Jose, Doctor, Miguel, and Savio.

I, for one, will not be joining Club Fed.

Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

John Zandig doing his JEEZUS promo

"DOCTOR!" #wrestlesky

Yes, and Jesus had one PPV match. At a show called Armageddon.