the most 2014 sentence ever uttered

Luigi from Nintendo saying "touch me!"

-mox is awesome too

You're right, 5.7 is overpriced lol

wait they sold Al-Hilal? holy fuck things are actually happening.

Wait so the following feed works fine, but discover is down. Guess it's finally time for me to swap over.

Goink

(Malory Archer waking up from aesthesia) the pope is weak on crime

i sang this to the tune of the djo song, sorry couldn't help it

LLLLLLLLFFFFFFFFFFFGGGGGGGGGGGGG

whatever. go my yaoi cats

jermacore

disappointed but not surprised to see 1440 take a kalshi sponsorship on their daily newsletter

it's fucked up that new 3dsXLs are still like 200 bucks on ebay

i should dig out my dad's old ds lite...

english breakfast tea aint bad

im an iced tea drinking usually, but im diggin this

weebs get off on being bullied tho. ever seen itasha?

fuckin love NMS

It’s the music from the end credits of Curb Your Enthusiasm

i find the practice of making novelty food that is deeply challenging to eat and that will get cold before you finish dishonorable

shi *thats* why they wont build it

seriously. do people not understand why the US even has the world cup in the first place? its bc FIFA couldnt give less of a shit. the last ones were in Qatar and Russia.

Gene Nipman’s hackles are so small

sorry if this is transmedicalist but someone who is actively disinterested in pursuing medical transition has a virtually unrecognizable experience with transness from my own

astronauts sometimes describe a transcendent feeling of connection with all human beings when viewing the earth from space, an effect previously only achievable by taking a little edible and grilling hot dogs in the sunshine

mastodon feels like what would happen if an HOA was also a microblogging website

simp4simp

boston is an acronym for big old spit town oh no

Sketch of 80's April O'Neil and also a version with cat ears

April Meo'Neil

a screenshot of the Apple Sports widget showing a 0-0 score between the Boston Red Sox and the San Diego Padres. The logos and scores form the word "SDOOB".

SDOOB