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“I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe.”

So your ex is now with a magician is she?

Good for you, Kevin.

Can't beat a good euphemism.

What Liam said.

2a. Compound interest also works in reverse. If you have a mortgage then overpay as much as you can. Even a small amount will have a massive effect over the longer term.

Sheeesh.

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Mmmmmm Kebab Awards.

Not actually legal in the UK yet, are they? At least, not the ‘plug in, no electrician required’ variety. Regs should be changed in a couple of months time.

Your stalker drives a black mini.

Cheese and Onions is the greatest Beatles song never written!

It‘s almost as if they didn’t even read the rules of this game before their trigger blew.

“Since the Beatles” is a low bar. It says something when the parody band (The Rutles) was massively better than the original.

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Stocks go up, stocks go down, stocks go up, stocks go down, stocks go up, stocks go down, stocks go up, stocks go down, stocks go up, stocks go down, stocks go up, etc.

whoever this is, they are amazing

Switch off-and-on-able cheap broadband.

As I said elsewhere…

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This may be relevant as to why they let him through, despite everything.

“Fleas the size of rats sucked on cats the size of rats, and ten thousand peoploids split into small tribes”.

Also, nobody seems to want to point out that, on the face of it, he actually seemed to be a pretty good ambassador - at least when it came to the current US administration. Maybe for obvious reasons, but that’s almost beside the point.

I take it you’ve seen this? Even the colour is right!

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Dear @labourpartyuk.bsky.social you may wish to fix this.

I notice the Reginos are still being a bit temperamental…

That was al dente—firm but not quite done. But I think we're pasta point of no return now

English Gothic. I thought I'd repost this old drawing of mine to alert people to the fact that there's only fifteen prints of it left. Head to my shop if you want to be one of the last fifteen people on earth to obtain one.

There should be an Oscar category for videos like this.

(And I didn't even need to pun the 'cat' part).

Did your father own a food outlet?

Pappardelle...

I'll get my coat.

That sounds like a win!

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Enough with the bad linguine!