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Posts by Upstart Peasant

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The first picture was because it was pretty and said Munchen.

This is Das Teufelsrad in all it's glory. It's much worse.

5 months ago 3 0 1 0

As long as I'm missed by those drunken fuckers throwing axes I'll be fine.

Ride safe Mate, and remember "THE EARTH STILL ISN'T FUCKING FLAT."

5 months ago 5 0 1 0

Cheers Bardy. I'll miss the late night screeching. Actually I must track down that thread with a shit hot blues playlist and fix it into a playlist before I go.

5 months ago 5 0 1 0

Thank you. I will!

5 months ago 4 0 1 0
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Thanks MC. I was thinking of you the other week whilst on a small cultural trip to Munchen¹.

All rumours about a pissed up Saxon Peasant are totally unfounded.

¹ You guys are really missing a trick by not streaming Das Teufelsrad internationally on a Friday night.

5 months ago 5 0 2 0

Why? I'm sick of looking at the world through a black glass rectangle, when I can have more time to see, smell and hear it in real time.

It's also easier to avoid cunts.

Best wishes especially to all in #Wulferhampton, 'tis a brilliant place but needs must.

The Peasant is fucking off.

5 months ago 18 0 6 0

1/n Way, way overdue this, but life y'know?

I've always taken social media breaks, but the last one did stretch out a bit longer than expected. It was also my last one, no, no, not like that, everyone at the Peasant Hovel is hale and hearty, but I'm giving up social media and wanted to say "bye."

5 months ago 19 0 9 0
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The BBQ incident is widely regarded as not being unfortunate. It's the only time in living memory that the lepers can remember not being hungry.

9 months ago 1 0 1 0

Isn't saying that someone is outranked by their dog, a bit like saying that air is good to breathe, or that Nigel Farage is a cunt?

9 months ago 3 0 1 0
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9 months ago 3 0 0 0

Looks lovely Hugh, and a fair bit of up.

9 months ago 2 0 1 0

We need a bit more rebellion against the landowners if you ask me.

9 months ago 1 0 0 0

Thanks. I wouldn't say it's impressive as I used to run much further and faster, but as I now have a serious back injury I'm really happy with it.

9 months ago 3 0 0 0

There's motivation in sharing your exercise and it really helps to keep you going. Despite the fact that some days I don't even open Bluesky, but still.

9 months ago 3 0 0 0
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They're all in 4x4s these days so if you can jump a ditch and head for the trees you're home and hosed 🤣

9 months ago 1 0 0 0

Good going, well done

9 months ago 2 0 0 0

Nah, too trendy for me. I'm a Brookes Adrenaline addict.

9 months ago 3 0 2 0

Cheers Squigg. That would explain why he's such a scruffy looking sod at the moment. Magda is still pristine and shining of course.

9 months ago 2 0 1 0

Lol, I was thinking I'd have to buy some myself.

9 months ago 1 0 0 0
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Well that's my first 5k in 2½ - 3 years. Probably my slowest ever but I'm finally making progress.

9 months ago 33 0 4 0
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I hadn't seen Martin for a little while until yesterday. I suspect he may have had a narrow escape from a cat.

9 months ago 5 0 1 0
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Hey all

9 months ago 2 0 0 0

Fuck, they had me doing that Saturday. I'm still waiting for the pain to subside.

9 months ago 4 0 0 0

Sounds good. Unfortunately I'm 300 miles away! I love the Champ though

9 months ago 3 0 1 0

Best pub garden view in the country right there.

9 months ago 3 0 2 0

How hot was the sand today?

9 months ago 1 0 1 0
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Pretty much here I guess

9 months ago 3 0 1 0

I quite like the Forty Foot drain.

9 months ago 1 0 1 0
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Probably. I just think of it as one big morass of waterways. Not unlike the Dead Marshes in Lord of the Rings.

9 months ago 1 0 1 0

Good job I like driving. Although walking the Fens is shite training for your hills.

9 months ago 5 0 1 0