Nothing is more connecting than disconnection. #spirituality

If you eat only potatoes for a month, you get an Irish accent. #potato #Irish #transformation #spirituality

Tomorrow I'll be older. #spirituality #wisdom #wtf

I don't doubt my stupidity.
#IQ #verylow

Why glass is always half empty and I'm always half full?
#wisdom #spirituality

I want to eat only flesh of strong animals and be like Joe Rogan.
#joerogan #zombie

Why some goods are good and other goods are bad?
#madeinusa #china

If I was not here, I would be somewhere else.
#escapism #jezuz

Weather sucks when wind blows.
#weather #justdoit

You can't ignore trolls if you plan to block them. #commonsense

Great, now we can do AI with AI for AI.

It would be more surprising if China didn't do the corruption.

Sounds like potential next US president Resume.

You even lost war against potatoes.

use #comicsans

I don't care, but congratulations.

Looks like my bedsheet under black light.

Try headphones and save petrol.

Everyone is a right-winger sometimes.

Also, they need to stop turning frogs gay. #alexjones

Stop challenging yourself if you're not planning to commit. #leavegalaxiesalone

Looks like you left your lips in the country of origins. #nolips #happybirthdayimigrants

You are rich. #startpayingtaxes

I was born... and I regret it.
#father #mother #fuckyou

Isn’t Zebra just a trans-horse?
#zebra #gender #jezuz

I had a dream, but I forgot it.
#dementia #wisdom #dream

Even rainbow turns brown if consumed orally.
#spirituality #wisdom #mindfulness

Elon Musk is so annoying, the saddest part for his rockets is being forced to come back to Earth.
#elonmusk #spacex #annoying #trump

If Jesus comes back, we screw him to the cross with Dewalt 18V cordless drill.
#Jesus #religion #spirituallity #dewalt

Life has meaning only if you are not suicidal.
#wisdom #inspiration #spirituality