As of this September, I will have been with my husband for 35 years. Kind of blows my mind.

Good luck with everything. 🫂

the only picture you'll ever need when explaining "sea lions are what happened when bears decided they wanted to play in the ocean as a full time job"

Sighhhh. Wouldn’t it be nice?

This early twentieth century slogan summarizes one of the great labor battles of the time: the demand for more leisure time. This poster was created as part of the 100th anniversary of the St. Paul Union Advocate newspaper.

A brown tabby cat is laying on a red wool blanket with his long legs stretched out in front of him.

Stanley, Stanley. How did you get such long legs, for such a little boy?

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

a woman is sitting on a couch with her arms in the air and a caption that says my edibles just kicked in . Alt: a woman is sitting on a couch with her arms in the air and a caption that says my edibles just kicked in .

See my earlier posts. Right there with ya.

This is awesome

Ronald Michael YouTube video by general musician

In celebration of your successful cheese sarcophagus, Here is Ronald McDonald "singing" Michael McDonald

youtu.be/Dig51TGXqKg?...

I don’t tend to get murderous with an edible, but he did steal my hamburger, the bastard.

let’s bake brownies with mama while she’s still a bit high

Two Mourning Doves at a bird feeder with a built-in camera. One dove is in profile, very close to the camera, and appears to be looking at it, and the other dove is further back, but also looks like it’s staring straight into the lens.

These two Mourning Doves at my feeder cam look like they just rang my doorbell because Tony Soprano sent them to collect a debt I owe.

My grandma danced with Dillinger.

This is my hometown neighborhood.

I fooled around with a drummer in a rock band.

a man is standing in front of a sign that says ' usted leadership for a stronger america ' Alt: Jeb Bush: Please Clap.

Thank you for humoring my marijuana misadventure. I was actually too high to legibly write this, so I had my daughter (@sillysalads.bsky.social) ghostwrite this thread. Please thank @sillysalads.bsky.social for her efforts.
Photo and gif addition done by me though.

A closeup of my cheese sarcophagus (a burger encased with cheese.) it’s on a plate with ketchup, a tomato slice, french fries, and roasted cauliflower and broccoli.

Juicy Lucy, now get ready for the Greasy Jenny!”

Ha ha.

For the record, it was not greasy at all. It was a cheese-sarcophagus.

or 2) take my life into my own hands with the possible salmonella burger.
Thankfully, I remembered that I have a family that loves and depends on me, so I resisted the call of the salmonella burger and flipped the patty. Of course, my daughter (@sillysalads.bsky.social) said to me, “You’ve seen the

Texting exchange between me and my daughter: [Picture of raw ass fucked up burgers in a fry pan] “When do I turn it” [Another fucked up looking picture of burgers] “Let’s struggle to make cheeseburgers with mama”

were edible. Satisfied, I cheesed my burgers and began talking to my daughter (@sillysalads.bsky.social) about wildfires until about a minute and a half later when I realized “Oh fuck!” I had put cheese on the raw side of the burger. I was faced with a tormentous decision: 1) flip the cheeseburger

45 minutes before I started to fry up hamburgers for dinner, I decided to have a second gummy.

I put the bison burger patties in the pan, and then I remembered that I wanted cheeseburgers for my patty, so I got the sliced cheese out (and made sure to test two or three first to ensure that they

Fuck you 😂

Pfft, it’s a bargain then!

Exsqueeze me?

A brown tabby cat is very sweet looking. His nose looks boopable.

Stanley says goodnight.

Ha. We actually have one of those.

Ugh, overpowering fragrances are a huge pet peeve of mine.

Did you go to Penzey’s?

Today is the winningest of days , as I have found a gluten free bread that my husband can tolerate as a peanut butter delivery device.

Roses are red
I like to sin

They’re so cute!