Today marks exactly 13 years since Jess Fishlock's first NWSL goal (April 21, 2013) - a massive moment for Jess, the club and the rivalry.

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars.

There's just gotta be a line somewhere.

Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

Let’s fucking go.

Arsenal, you phonies.
Enjoy Tottenham’s, drop.

This looks neat.

I didn’t know we could bring pets to Lumen Field’s new grass surface by the way Sounders at dog-walkin’ they asses, yadamean?

Unfortunately, a very accurate representation of the state of the United States right now

I’m not asking you to break your back to accommodate but minimal effort for providing alt text and crediting the source of your media would go a long way and be very considerate to others.

Yeah! We watched that performance the other night and @supersecretsqrl.bsky.social learned yesterday that the album would be out today. ✅👍

Another banger album out today, this time from Wales!

youtu.be/fG9rgT8pl34?...

Any opportunity for a store to drop ship can help too. I know that may not always be an option at places, but that would hopefully help the business in the long run (customer trust and retention) if they can help place an order on your behalf and help with returns/exchanges if need be.

Nine Inch Nails, Boys Noize - Heresy (Nine Inch Noize Version) YouTube video by NineInchNailsVEVO

If there is a hell, I’ll see you there.

youtu.be/Ctv_rdjOFuQ?...

Friendly Fyre Festival

bluesky: we are pivoting to AI

[site catches on fire]

bluesky: this was not the fault of AI

It was only a matter of time before Slug and Ant got involved. 💕⚡️

THIS.

Yeah, LAFC likely have this one.

And I don’t want American politicians to weaponize faith to commit horrible crimes but here we are

Lime Garden - All Bad Parts (Lyric Video) YouTube video by Lime Garden

KEXP will, throughout any given day, cycle through a collection of various femme-fronted pop-rock that’s super danceable.

It turns out one band was responsible for three/four of these songs in the last few months, and they released their album this past Friday!
🎸🎶🕺💃🪩

youtu.be/Y_Ag9zgY2QM?...

I TRIED TO WARN YOU (albeit, passively)
*waves from Suquamish lands*

everything about this kit launch rules

Could be a good one. Had three hard thunder blasts, the latest one shook our floors.

Oh HAIL no. ⛈️

For a moment, I was like, “I haven’t heard of the USS Ed Fernandez.”

Overjoyed it’s a birrieria, but also bummed it’s not a boat.

NOW DO BATGIRL, COWARDS!

🐺🦎🐒🔥

The post you were sharing reads “Deleted” now 👀

Clinical Japanese goal. 😮‍💨