reason being that I was valedictorian no joke from 6th grade - graduation & I went to one of the best high schools in the country (top 100 USA, top 10 state) lmao

remembering when I saw this car with the license plate that was supposed to read as 1.7 gpa (don't remember how they stylized it) & I said "haha real" & luka went "STOLEN VALOR" at me 😭

post you in another country

the nintendo store at the parco in shibuya ✌️

the babies can hear luka preparing their veggies & there is lots of chatter going on

HE'S ADORABLE BUT IT IS A FACADE!!!!! HE CONTAINS GALLONS OF RAGE!!!!! THAT IS PIGGYZILLA!!!!!

I hope his mom knows he's fat and mean

nacho feat. ball

hair in the front was giving Deoxyribonucleic Acid

actually google photos you're right she IS a local legend

calculus students: well this limit when evaluated is stuck either in a infinity/infinity or 0/0 form! it's indeterminate! it seems this is the end of the line...

guillame de l'hôpital & johann bernoulli:

#facts

overdressed as hell in this fast food establishment

the carriage escort mission in twilight princess...

this should be what appears when I finish adoption processing

gave my OC faye an amethyst & he just sat & stared at it happily #thelittlethings

a man is standing in a kitchen with the words y 'all ugly written on the floor ALT: a man is standing in a kitchen with the words y 'all ugly written on the floor

uncomfortable that interaction was & i suddenly noticed that i felt like mocha fully & didn't feel that part anymore & idk if it was coincidence or if they pulled this move & vanished

the other night, 1 part was co-fronting with me but was at like 85% control of us so i was like "oh we're just gonna switch fully huh" but while we were like that, 2 employees at the petco we were at were awkwardly flirting (it was painful i won't lie) & as we walked out, luka & discussed how

a couple of cartoon characters standing next to each other with smoke coming out of them . ALT: a couple of cartoon characters standing next to each other with smoke coming out of them .

they blocked off entrances to TWO main highways I use & when I drove around unfamiliar roads trying to find my way to any other highway, they had a work convoy blocking off part of a lane & I was like. if this prevents me from getting on this road, this will be me

driving home from my parents' house tonight like

this catch I just got is actually insane because my grandfather who worked in restoring & rebuilding aircraft actually built this plane & articles were written about the project. I remember getting to go inside it. I was in awe seeing one fly around here

cried over this on ambien last night

fascinating how the pitt seems to be Baby's First Television Show to the people who really like it

heard a cashier go "sorry we don't serve people under 5 feet" to some people 😭

1st day of my usual 3 day weekend then I only work 3 days the next week since I took saturday off 😏 which means 4 day weekend after that‼️

so I forgot that discord likes to give status change notifications & I just changed mine to "i get so gay off that taumoeba ‼️" forgetting that I have a few family members on there. ok

hm

tonight's sky cards catch

puppy love includes many sweet cuddles & kisses but also being their own personal chew toy 🫶

my fave image from work

see him angry... now see him fabulous