See also: olives

he wants to abolish the income tax and fund the government almost entirely through tariffs, thereby delivering the most regressive bonanza to the rich in the history of American taxation. He has said this many many times. He said it *at the announcement* and yet pieces like this just ignore it.

Trying to convince a Canadian that people wear jeans to the beach is truly a lost cause.

'Stupid' feels pretty charitable, friend.

Four grocery stores smh. A very island experience.

The gamer version of never restarting your laptop.

Acclimation is wild. I've been in Colorado for a week and I'm walking around in 35 degree weather without a jacket.

Night night

Thankfully we mostly get Puerto Rican commercials so I missed whatever the tongue thing was.

This feels dirty but GO BIRDS

I pack all my bulky ski stuff in those vacuum seal storage bags

I hope Vanderbilt enjoyed their cute little week in the top 25.

Throw out the trash day but it's three whole days.

I'm pretty informed on this stuff so I'm not asking out of pure ignorance but who the fuck is Ken Martin?

Chuck it in the freezer!

Oh I also recommend 3/4 length bottoms. The seam around your ankles can cause discomfort if it gets pinched wrong inside your boot.

Smartwool 100%

Ugh go birds

Still team cheeseburger.

Shaping up to be a 25,000 vertical kind of day.

Just get some CBD kitty treats

Absolutely huge start for the Birds

I love the word 'nevertheless' but whenever I use it I wonder why it's a word. It feels very German.

What on Earth did I just witness?

My mother is 69 years old but has not learned to lead with, "everything is ok."

I know I'm spoiled because there's exactly one other person at my gym and I'm kinda irritated about it.

Anything but a knife that costs well under $100

At least I don't have to stay up late.

Sometimes nothing hits the spot quite like a saucy, cheesy bowl of pasta.

I'm still a novice sharpener, but this round, I got such a good edge on my Chinese cleaver.