i can't even be mad that they know me so well. stupid website.

❤️

20 years! Can’t believe it’s been two decades. I still remember going to the library (that’s where the internet was!) to print info about Earthbound 64. I pre-ordered MOTHER 3 and the GBA Micro and counted the days until it came. I’ve been playing it again — it holds up! #mother3

water is wet, the pope is catholic, and...

i may be a (recent-ish) vinyl collector, but since com lag didn't get a vinyl release (😒), i made a rare exception. mine now!

proud of hungary for vanquishing evil tonight. 16 years of viktor orbán being an absolute arse will come to an end.

this game hates me. #EarthBound

instagram doesn't know what "mutual" means in terms of following accounts. just because someone who follows me follows another account that i follow does not make us "mutuals". if i follow them, yes! we're mutuals! it's a two-way street!

hey english, can you bring back "discomfortable"? because why do we say "uncomfortable" to describe something that isn't uncomfort but instead discomfort? why isn't "uncomfort" a word, then??

i'm going back to bed. happy friday.

I laughed out loud. Spoilers for April 9th, I guess.

if we're not supposed to get close to bears and pet them, why are they so cute? why cute, round, fluffy ears if touching is bad?

a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits in an orange seat ALT: a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits in an orange seat

my couch is vibrating and my walls are humming

water is wet, the pope is catholic, etc.

hmmmm.

not to reference another band's song, but i AM about to start climbing up the walls whilst impatiently waiting for muse's song cryogen to be released into the wild. you can't hold out on us like this.

my youtube algorithm consists of 40% performances, covers or fan videos of "jigsaw falling into place".

they know too much. they must be stopped. they cannot know what my favourite song is.

i think it finally happened, that i've finally reached the age where i occasionally forget how old i am. i saw my age listed in my tumblr bio and thought "shit, did i just forget to change this for the past half year? how old am i?"

i actually (surprising, i know) didn't forget to change it.

alright i'm gonna get on my soapbox again real quick.

it's not "blahaj", it's "blåhaj". get it right. it's a haj (shark) that is blå (blue). thank you.

"Master of Puppets" (1997) by Metallica was such a great album.

Classic

so then i clicked on the original, and to my absolute fucking horror i realised that AI now not only translates the spoken language but also alters the video so that the mouth movements match the language spoken.

what the fuck. can we go back to when we didn't have AI please. this is horrifying.

i stumbled upon a reel on instagram where a guy was talking about the king of limbs. didn't think too much of it until i went into the comments which were all written in portuguese. then i went back to the reel and saw that it was translated with AI from portuguese to english. like, his speech.