Mindy Forever 🪽

Hey Schmoobs it’s been a while!

Me and my car got hit by a semi truck today and I still made it to the gym

Another instance where I continue to prove to the universe that you can’t kill a bad bitch, no matter how many times you try.

Which has been a lot.

I think someone wants me dead.

People are MY age, having KIDS?? (I’m 30)

Seen this year:

Shea McCoy
@gabbityortiz.bsky.social
Don’t Die Miles
Big Game Leroy
Keith Haught

2023: @catiev.bsky.social

Likely in 2025: Nahir Robles

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Quote this with your Spotify Wrapped!!

I remember playing on dollzmania and having Disney or Nick’s website in the window behind it in case my parents walked in, because the dollz had boobies

It’s one of the last ones in existence. And the “Pizza Hut” is just a heat lamp with some personal pizzas under it. It’s mostly a Taco Bell.

Stranded at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell.

Post a gif of your favorite comfort show:

I have to repost this because both of my comfort shows are displayed here lol

I’m not super into taking a classic (or not so classic) animated movie and making it live action.
But I would absolutely get behind a live action Polar Express.

We need a better eye rolling emoji, this one doesn’t cut it: 🙄

Christmas makes me so sad. It doesn’t make me feel cozy or nice. And the nostalgia of it just adds to my melancholy because I can never go back to the before. No one is there anymore.

11/30 @ Mid Atlantic Wrestling Association! For tag team gold!! Be there!

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

Thank you!!

The published 50 Shades series has no reference at all to Twilight. I don’t consider it fanficition.
And even if it did Wicked is still more successful. The play had made $3.2B, the book sold millions of copies and the movie is on track to make $150m.
50 Shades doesn’t touch those numbers.

So Wicked is probably like the most successful fanfiction ever, right?

I’ve always felt like calling MAGA a cult is an extreme understatement of what it actually is.
It’s just so much bigger than a cult, and more broadly destructive. Most cults exist in isolation only wanting to control those within its confines. MAGA is something much scarier.

Share a photo of you in nature

My midnight snack the last few nights has been a toasted English muffin with butter and raspberry jam. It’s the perfect little treat!!

Thank you 🥰

Advertise your account with one image

me and my on repeat

Oh is it #skeetsafterdark?
Don’t mind if I do.

Thinking about that episode of Project Runway where the guys asks Karlie Kloss about not wearing to dress “even to dinner with the Kushners?”
And she was sooo insulted.
Girl those are your in-laws?? What’s the damage?? Let’s talk about it!!

Love when someone with a TikTok account is telling me how to live off the grid.
You are the grid, my guy.

He’s such a bad actor lolol