Best wishes to everyone receiving primary school offers today.

From Peepo! to Middlemarch: 25 books to read before you turn 25 An unmissable book for every year of your early life – with recommendations from Jacqueline Wilson, Michael Rosen, Katherine Rundell and more

www.theguardian.com/books/ng-int... The Gruffalo and Fox in Sox are the wrong way round, age-wise, in my opinion.

Pretty sure when the dentist asked the preschooler if he had any questions, he wasn’t expecting him to ask him and the dental hygienist which of them was going to die first 🙄.

The cross is part of the mission. The imperialist occupation of the world is disrupted from within; the violence that until now has been the law is unmasked. The poor, imprisoned, and rejected Messiah descends into the darkness of death, yet in so doing He brings a new creation to light. #HolyThursday

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When a driver overtakes you dangerously because he’s annoyed you’re driving at the speed limit, then a couple of minutes later you end up right behind it again at some traffic lights 🤣.

I wish I could express quite how hard I was laughing watching a toddler gymnastics class try rhythmic gymnastics ribbon twirling for the first time. All they were supposed to do was walk in a line twirling the ribbons. The ribbons hanging from a stick. Absolute carnage.

Sarah Mullally enthroned as first woman Archbishop of Canterbury

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An advertisement for a reading scheme saying, “Don’t let your children’s reading slide this Easter”.

Gosh, it’s only two weeks! I’m very pro, and proactive about reading with children but this is ridiculous.

A wooden toy depicting a Halloween mummy all wrapped in bandages.

I was choosing some toys for church that link to Bible stories. Whale, sheep, donkey, farmer, camel… O, wait, also LAZARUS 😁.

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Thank you 🙂 we had a lovely day filming on the Badminton Estate. I’m not sure which episode it is, though!

Look out for my youngest in it at some point 🙂

Chat GPT designed posters for local events are so ubiquitous now that I don’t see them any more.

I know local businesses and charities are doing their best and facing all kinds of challenges, but this strategy isn’t it.

When the King of England starts to be portrayed as woke, you have to wonder quite how far they’re slipping to the right. Not exactly the most progressive institution, the British Royal Family.

The President of the United States said I insulted Jesus.

You want to know what insults Jesus?

Kicking the sick off their healthcare.
Bombing schoolchildren in Iran.
Deporting moms and babies.
Covering up the Epstein files.

My 1 1/2 year old just pointed to some mud on the carpet, then pointed tow the hoover and made a hoovering noise.

@suffolkvicar.bsky.social I believe I heard you on Radio 4 this mornin? 🥰

Listened to opera last night just to spite Timothee Chalamet.

It’s lovely 🙂

Every year when the first daffodils come up I’m struck by the fact that I’ve actually had low key seasonal depression for the last four months and not just a terrible personality after all.

I did not realise when I signed up to our local gardening club quite how much of the correspondence would be funeral invitations.

“Mummy I love you, Mummy I love ham.” Not even a millisecond of pause between them.

Look, I don’t care how many emails you send me. I’m not reviewing The Towel Shop.

Sorry, forgot the alt: it’s a boy from the book Moon Mouse wearing blue jeans and a red t-shirt.

We are aiming low with the World Book Day costume this year.

I do a tiny bit of acting/modelling as a side hustle and I just got my first ever audition tape through for…

… drum role please…

Middle aged lady. I don‘t think I’m going to recover from this.

Well, it turns out that taking the kids swimming for half an hour leads to a pleasant afternoon and easy bedtimes, but taking them swimming for an hour leads to Lord of the Flies.

No bigger disgust response than a preschooler discovering bugs in the bug hotel he made with his father. What did you think it was for? Did you just want to be one of those landlords investing in real estate thats sits empty and actively contributes to the affordable housing crisis?

Haha I hadn’t noticed that!

Nice little earner for a state secondary teacher.